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Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:41 pm

Now theres loads flying about some ive had in text sent to me below, some sick fuckers about :lol:

Whats black & furry and in most young girls knickers?
Kevin websters tash

Just seen Kevin Webster at the garage?
Hes working on a 13yr old escort

Why did Kevin Webster shave his moustache off?
Because he prefers his lips with no hair around them

I wouldn't buy tyres from Kevin Websters garage?
They're all bald and barely legal."

What's blue and full of haribo sweets?
Kevin Webster's overalls

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:52 pm

Some boring people on here. Anyway i think hes a rite dirty c**t, have you seen the state of his overalls :happy1:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:54 pm

You do realise Kevin Webster is a fictional character right?

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:58 pm

Karl wrote:You do realise Kevin Webster is a fictional character right?

Never :roll:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:09 pm

I'm not 18 until next January. Am I trespassing??

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:56 pm

ive heard hes put his garage up for sale to buy a baby day care centre, have you heard the same ?

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:26 pm

citybluechris wrote:ive heard hes put his garage up for sale to buy a baby day care centre, have you heard the same ?

You just made this up

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:37 pm

bluebird1977 wrote:
citybluechris wrote:ive heard hes put his garage up for sale to buy a baby day care centre, have you heard the same ?

You just made this up


no I didn't :oops: :oops: :lol:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:17 pm

citybluechris wrote:
bluebird1977 wrote:
citybluechris wrote:ive heard hes put his garage up for sale to buy a baby day care centre, have you heard the same ?

You just made this up


no I didn't :oops: :oops: :lol:

lies :lol:
:malky:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:48 pm

young girl at the end of coronation st spewing everywhere somebody pulls up and says are you ok luv she says yes it must be the pint of websters i just drank !!!!!!!!!! :malky: :malky: :malky:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:56 pm

wheres the jokes??

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:58 pm

bluebird-77 wrote:wheres the jokes??

Thought i got you banned wannabe me :shock:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:59 pm

bluebird1977 wrote:
bluebird-77 wrote:wheres the jokes??

Thought i got you banned wannabe me :shock:


Shall we all chip in for a phone with a camera and internet for him? Seen as he only has one with internet...

:lol:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:04 pm

BlueSince82 wrote:
bluebird1977 wrote:
bluebird-77 wrote:wheres the jokes??

Thought i got you banned wannabe me :shock:


Shall we all chip in for a phone with a camera and internet for him? Seen as he only has one with internet...

:lol:

Oh yea :lol:

Re: Kevin webster jokes - post here 18+

Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:27 am

bluebird1977 wrote:
BlueSince82 wrote:
bluebird1977 wrote:
bluebird-77 wrote:wheres the jokes??

Thought i got you banned wannabe me :shock:


Shall we all chip in for a phone with a camera and internet for him? Seen as he only has one with internet...

:lol:

Oh yea :lol:



Lmao of you still going on about that what you wanted to see what an away game looks like or something either of you ever been to an away game??

1977
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Since 82
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Think you 2 need to get out more.