if you had to choose

between a carton of susan boyles nipple rings and a digestive biscuit thats been licked by westlife,
would you install an entire kitchen unit without professional help?

between a carton of susan boyles nipple rings and a digestive biscuit thats been licked by westlife,
would you install an entire kitchen unit without professional help?

Are you really from Dublin or an institution with day release, not that it really matters, because you never post a rebrand thread, so you must be sane.

I would put dead terrapins down the t shirt of Jordans kid (the thick one) then drink an ainsley harriot cup a soup

but where would you get them?,i heard that gay victors dead terrapin emporium on cathedral road went bust

Your'e forgetting gay arnolds of heath terrapin emporium tut tut

gay arnolds out of jail?

The jammy sod, lets hope he doesn't dip a hobnob in Aunt lucy's ginger wine

Actually I had the terrapins on the black market off Roger Gibbins

If anyone wants any, I'm having a batch of lesser spotted terrapins delivered from Christopher Biggins on tuesday

If anyone wants any, I'm having a batch of lesser spotted terrapins delivered from Christopher Biggins on tuesday

No thanks they are gay terrapins if they are from Biggins. Him and Russel Grant were caught in compromising position with some terrapins and a bag of monkey nuts.

Subo

between a carton of susan boyles nipple rings and a digestive biscuit thats been licked by westlife,
would you install an entire kitchen unit without professional help?

Are you really from Dublin or an institution with day release, not that it really matters, because you never post a rebrand thread, so you must be sane.

He's from Port Talbot. They're all bonkers from there.

Subo

Trust you to be so f*cking boring.
Go get tissues and talk about the rebrand.

A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.

Can you explain why?

He's a Midget.

A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.

Can you explain why?

You need to learn what Moz-Dublin is all about mate! I recommend the joe calzaghe thread mate. Go search

I'd rather go hunting unicorns in north Korea and give margret thatcher a sexual massage.

Anyway, what happened to the victims of Adams spit flash floods in the antartica? I heard the Royal Navy dispatched a Sea Merlin into the depths of Boris's arse crack.

I had a gangbang with Westlife once. True story.

did they raise you up?

Just been to kwik save and found that they no longer make susan boyles crunchy nipple rings.
Had to make do with a ricky gervais mustard cock

He has to be insane, who the hell can afford a new kitchen