BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!

Inside info will tell us that a football club based in the lower west of England have insured there decrepit old football ground with gadget insurance providers "Protect your Bubble"
The English club took actions today whilst visiting a fellow football club in the south of Wales to ensure that any potential domestic cup meetings will be Protected by Bubble Technology .
Spokesman for the English club have said " to enter such a area without insurance as we did today is very scary, so we took steps to ensure it doesn't happen again".

Whilst a spokesman for the welsh club said "it's a shame really, but we accept that they have been blighted with beating in previous encounters. However we don't hold grudges and wish them the best in league one next season, but offer our welcomes to return to Cardiff to watch premiership football next season. We will not take out or own insurance for them because the chance of us facing each other in the future is extremely unlikely".