REAL footballer names

there's loads of poncey names about like, ronaldo and raul ... and you hardly ever see real footballer names

best real footballer name past or present ? ill start danny higginbotham

Rod Fanni

Igor Shitov

Neil Ruddock

David Goodwillie and Johan de Cock

Igor Shitov

Stefan Kuntz

Danny Shittu

Burnt Haas

Jack Hunt

Paul Dickov

Milan Fukal

Darren Bent and Markus Bent

Stefan Kuntz

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David Silva.

Stefan Kuntz

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Quality

Bernt Hass.

Classic

Jermaine McSporran - played for Wycombe I think a few years ago

Jermaine McSporran - played for Wycombe I think a few years ago

thats a real name you know he means business

Bender

Muzzy Izzet

ireland sometimes have long-cox up front,

theres also arce bandeet

argelico fucks

ireland sometimes have long-cox up front,

theres also arce bandeet

I always wanted Mama Sidibe and Eugene Dadi to play up front together to give a Mama/Dadi strikeforce.

Also, I remember someone wanting us to sign another striker called Jamie Burt to get a Burt and Earnie partnership!

We did this a year or two ago, I found a website but here are the names including my favorites Ars Bandeet and Bernt Hass..

http://soccerlens.com/funny-player-names/17311/


Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar b*stard
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico Fucks
Harry Daft
Ruud Boffin
Mark De Man

Stefan Kuntz

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Brilliant!

Muzzy Izzet

Theo Zagorakis.

Yaya Banana

Yaya Banana

Bradford had a player called Willy Topp. What a bell-end.