joke of the day ?

a man walks out of tesco's to his car and realizes he has lost his keys, a midget in shorts walks over and says "need any help fella" the man says "ive lost my keys buddy, this is my car" the midget then says "stand out of the way and watch this" he hits the car door with his arse and the door flings open, amazed the man says "fuark !!! how did you do that " the midget says "ive got khaki trousers on"

if you can better that then carry on..

About as funny as AIDs

About as funny as AIDs

do better...i dare you.. i double dare you mother fuker ..do better

I'm a midget and I feel that highly offensive!!!

Do you know what it's like looking at knees and cupboard doors all day??? Eh? Do you??

You want to evaluate your life before you have a go at us midgets.

FFs I even smell all the dog shit before you and you think you can mock us!!

I'm a midget and I feel that highly offensive!!!

Do you know what it's like looking at knees and cupboard doors all day??? Eh? Do you??

You want to evaluate your life before you have a go at us midgets.

FFs I even smell all the dog shit before you and you think you can mock us!!

I was passing by the other day when I saw my midget mate at the bus stop," hop in I'll give you a lift" I shouted, "piss off" he said so I zipped up my rucksack and carried on walking.

I'm currently standing between two buildings and I'm not called ally.... But I am offended.

What do u call....

A good looking Asian - Asif
Woman between 2 buildings- Elaine
Man standing on the edge of a mountain- Cliff
Asian man performing Karaoke- Gupta Sing
Man with no feet- Neil


And my Fav

What do you call A Racist Pokemon- KICKAJEW

I'm currently standing between two buildings and I'm not called ally.... But I am offended.

What do u call....

A good looking Asian - Asif
Woman between 2 buildings- Elaine
Man standing on the edge of a mountain- Cliff
Asian man performing Karaoke- Gupta Sing
Man with no feet- Neil


And my Fav

What do you call A Racist Pokemon- KICKAJEW

I'm currently standing between two buildings and I'm not called ally.... But I am offended.

What do u call....

A good looking Asian - Asif
Woman between 2 buildings- Elaine
Man standing on the edge of a mountain- Cliff
Asian man performing Karaoke- Gupta Sing
Man with no feet- Neil


And my Fav

What do you call A Racist Pokemon- KICKAJEW

what you call a man with no shins? tony

Wahey!!!!!!!!!!