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Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:05 pm

Have you ever wandered why there is not any Male agony Aunts ? Well this may answer that !!

Dear Bill, I am a 42 year old Mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my car broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old Babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her School uniform, sucking my Husbands cock. I am devastated ! Can you help ?

Dear Susie, a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:19 pm

:malky: Put a smile on my face :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :malky:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:24 pm

:lol: :lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:25 pm

NUKES IS BACK!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:27 pm

Class!!

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:32 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:Have you ever wandered why there is not any Male agony Aunts ? Well this may answer that !!

Dear Bill, I am a 42 year old Mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my car broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old Babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her School uniform, sucking my Husbands cock. I am devastated ! Can you help ?

Dear Susie, a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:notworthy: :notworthy:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:35 pm

Class!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just what I need after reading all the doom and gloom (i.e the clubs badge) on here

:ayatollah:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 pm

brilliant :lol: had to post that on my facebook :ayatollah:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:41 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:Have you ever wandered why there is not any Male agony Aunts ? Well this may answer that !!

Dear Bill, I am a 42 year old Mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my car broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old Babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her School uniform, sucking my Husbands cock. I am devastated ! Can you help ?

Dear Susie, a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Pure class nukes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:51 am

f*cking class :lol: :lol: even my missus laughed :shock:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:30 am

Quality. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: Pinched.

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:19 am

mikeytpo3 wrote:Quality. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: Pinched.


So good you pinched it 4 times? :lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:24 am

Jinks wrote:
mikeytpo3 wrote:Quality. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: Pinched.


So good you pinched it 4 times? :lol:

:lol:

Re: Why is there no agony Aunts ?

Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:53 pm

Jinks wrote:
mikeytpo3 wrote:Quality. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: Pinched.


So good you pinched it 4 times? :lol:

:o :lol: :lol: