Worse Thing You've Done?

Resurrecting an old topic I can remember reading on here of members stories from bad things they've done and regretted.

Nothing serious and only a bit of fun.

Mine isn't too extreme but in a previous job a few of us spat and emptied our noses on a piece of chocolate cake which was given to the office wench.

yours isnt too extreme i nearly threw up just thinking about it

When I drove taxis I picked up an Airdrie fan late one night. Despising Airdrie for all the things they had done to my club, I got £40 up front out of him. He fell asleep so when I came off the motorway I drove round and round the roundabout for the cut off. When he woke up it was at £56. He wasn't going to pay until I threatened him with the coppers, he went to the next bank and gave me another £20. I then drove along to the stadium and pissed all over the main door handles.

Can't say I regretted it though!

Seeing a neighbour hit my car right outside my house from the top window minimal damage but sly as fk. He looked around thinking I was in work and drove off. I waited to see if he would come over that night but never did. Being young and slightly hot headed, I knocked his door with a baseball bat in hand, went and stood by his car as i waited for him to answer. As he came out i gave his car an identical knock and walked off. He didn't say a word.

I went to Ireland about 10 years ago, stayed in Cork with 4 mates. The one was pissed and being a right wanker thinking he was hard as f**k necking a bottle of WKD. He went to the pisser and much to the locals delight we bought another round, except we poured half his bottle away and 3 of us all pissed in it to top it back up. Not finished one lad stuck the bottle up his ass (there were kling ons around top now to) the bottle was put on bar and when said mate came from toilet he was asked by barman if he could down his next bottle as fast as the previous one. He did.......and the whole pub was in tears.

Me personally have drunk a pint of my friends sick many years ago for a laugh.

I went to Ireland about 10 years ago, stayed in Cork with 4 mates. The one was pissed and being a right wanker thinking he was hard as f**k necking a bottle of WKD. He went to the pisser and much to the locals delight we bought another round, except we poured half his bottle away and 3 of us all pissed in it to top it back up. Not finished one lad stuck the bottle up his ass (there were kling ons around top now to) the bottle was put on bar and when said mate came from toilet he was asked by barman if he could down his next bottle as fast as the previous one. He did.......and the whole pub was in tears.

Me personally have drunk a pint of my friends sick many years ago for a laugh.

You need new mates who wipe there arses

I went to Ireland about 10 years ago, stayed in Cork with 4 mates. The one was pissed and being a right wanker thinking he was hard as f**k necking a bottle of WKD. He went to the pisser and much to the locals delight we bought another round, except we poured half his bottle away and 3 of us all pissed in it to top it back up. Not finished one lad stuck the bottle up his ass (there were kling ons around top now to) the bottle was put on bar and when said mate came from toilet he was asked by barman if he could down his next bottle as fast as the previous one. He did.......and the whole pub was in tears.

Me personally have drunk a pint of my friends sick many years ago for a laugh.

You need new mates who wipe there arses

I went to Ireland about 10 years ago, stayed in Cork with 4 mates. The one was pissed and being a right wanker thinking he was hard as f**k necking a bottle of WKD. He went to the pisser and much to the locals delight we bought another round, except we poured half his bottle away and 3 of us all pissed in it to top it back up. Not finished one lad stuck the bottle up his ass (there were kling ons around top now to) the bottle was put on bar and when said mate came from toilet he was asked by barman if he could down his next bottle as fast as the previous one. He did.......and the whole pub was in tears.

Me personally have drunk a pint of my friends sick many years ago for a laugh.

You need new mates who wipe there arses

I went to Ireland about 10 years ago, stayed in Cork with 4 mates. The one was pissed and being a right wanker thinking he was hard as f**k necking a bottle of WKD. He went to the pisser and much to the locals delight we bought another round, except we poured half his bottle away and 3 of us all pissed in it to top it back up. Not finished one lad stuck the bottle up his ass (there were kling ons around top now to) the bottle was put on bar and when said mate came from toilet he was asked by barman if he could down his next bottle as fast as the previous one. He did.......and the whole pub was in tears.

Me personally have drunk a pint of my friends sick many years ago for a laugh.

You need new mates who wipe there arses

Talking of shit, I once got told of a story of a bloke that took a shit in a nightclub picked up a turd from the pan with bog roll and slipped into some woman's handbag.

Whether that's true or not I don't know. Poor cow if it's true!

Talking of shit, I once got told of a story of a bloke that took a shit in a nightclub picked up a turd from the pan with bog roll and slipped into some woman's handbag.

Whether that's true or not I don't know. Poor cow if it's true!

I know a lad that was famous for that. He used to smear shit over walls and write his name and stuff. f*cking weirdo! Another used to read the paper on the bog at work, wipe his arse with the middle pages then fold it back up and leave it on the table for some poor mug!

When turning onto the M4 at Cardiff Gate to go West I once went straight onto the slip road from the left lane when I was supposed to turn left into the services. This was before the left lane was allowed to go straight on. I felt proper norty.

Talking of shit, I once got told of a story of a bloke that took a shit in a nightclub picked up a turd from the pan with bog roll and slipped into some woman's handbag.

Whether that's true or not I don't know. Poor cow if it's true!

I know a lad that was famous for that. He used to smear shit over walls and write his name and stuff. f*cking weirdo! Another used to read the paper on the bog at work, wipe his arse with the middle pages then fold it back up and leave it on the table for some poor mug!

f**k me we got some right wrong un's following the city!
Don't if i'm just getting old or something but some of that shit was truly shocking! And i spent five years in the Army

Stopped in Twin Town once (only for a loo)

Regretted it ever since. What a shithole!!

f**k me we got some right wrong un's following the city!
Don't if i'm just getting old or something but some of that shit was truly shocking! And i spent five years in the Army

I know mate but I just couldn't help myself. Im a bad boy,

f**k me we got some right wrong un's following the city!
Don't if i'm just getting old or something but some of that shit was truly shocking! And i spent five years in the Army

I know mate but I just couldn't help myself. Im a bad boy,

AND YOU!
Yours was the worst of the lot! I don't know how you sleep at night

Many years ago around 83/84 whilst in Lanchester Poly I made a stupid bet which I lost thereby having to attend the Coventry v The Jacks. They were both in the old first division at the time so the Jacks came en masse, about 9 of them, I kid you not. One of the chaps was sound as a pound fair play had a good chat. Upon seeing the turnout from the Jacks the Coventry mob decided to attack our little friends from the west, well one of them. Who does the silly little prick pick on? Me!

After having a little "scuffle" he was sent on his way so I returned to my seat, could have set anywhere in some 2000 or so seats, safe in the knowledge that I had saved the JB's from a bashing. Before you could say "We're going up as Champions" three of the fat chappies approached me, to shake my hand I thought, no, no, no thrice. Cardiff are you they spluttered, Of course I reply, "We don't like Cardiff init" Oh really. I left.

On leaving said ground, I lived about tens walk away, I was approached by a rather large group of Cov's finest, yes one can laugh but they do have a mob, shit but a mob all the same. Got a slight kicking although I caused more damage to a few of them than they did to me.

So watching a Swansea match and then taking a slight beating on their behalf? Surely I'll go to hell and miss out on all those virgins.

f**k me we got some right wrong un's following the city!
Don't if i'm just getting old or something but some of that shit was truly shocking! And i spent five years in the Army

I know mate but I just couldn't help myself. Im a bad boy,

AND YOU!
Yours was the worst of the lot! I don't know how you sleep at night

Sleeping pills made but even with them I still get flashbacks. I always wonder as well if the Old Bill will come knocking one day for me. Im on edge all the time....

I've done many daft things but one that springs to mind is eating a big slimy slug for a 10er, chewed it and down it went f*cking disgusting but i was wrecked at the time, next thing this other crazy fella was hunting for a slug round the garden he found one and then he was munching on the slug, proper slug fest that was

As a kid (approx 10) and two other friends, bought a bar of laxative chocolate and went about giving it away!
Target no.1 a dog in an open top sports car, watched the owner go into newspaper shop and piece given to said dog.
Target no.2 two of my friends, next door neighbours kids
Target no.3 my sister!

I then went camping with one of my friends and his parents. When I got home my mother said how ill my sister hand been over the weekend, oh dear I said and did not own up.

What a b*stard I was.

One of the worst things i have done was to give HeFilmsTheClouds and Karl coloring books without giving them the crayons to use with them

One of the worst things i have done was to give HeFilmsTheClouds and Karl coloring books without giving them the crayons to use with them

The worst thing anyone ever did was giving you a ******** keyboard.

One of the worst things i have done was to give HeFilmsTheClouds and Karl coloring books without giving them the crayons to use with them