sad news

bungle from rainbow is dead,
police found him with 200 vietnamese children inserted up one of his five arse chambers,
customs believe there could be two further submarines crammed with victorian balloon pioneers in his furthest rectal kingdom

Any others news?

40% of soup has experimented with lesbianity while in engineering college

bungle from rainbow is dead,
police found him with 200 vietnamese children inserted up one of his five arse chambers,
customs believe there could be two further submarines crammed with victorian balloon pioneers in his furthest rectal kingdom

I heard HMS Turbulent was one of the submarines that got lost in a "cavern" as it was described by darth vader's personal assistants' stylist named George. In other news, a unicorn raped Kim Jon-Un whilst he was feeding starving Africans in Newport.

i was raped by the same unicorn,we went cycling through ogmore,we ate scampi fries under the moonlight in llantwit major,we went back to his stable and flirted in the hay,we spooned for hours,he said he loved me,then he ripped my hole to bits

i was raped by the same unicorn,we went cycling through ogmore,we ate scampi fries under the moonlight in llantwit major,we went back to his stable and flirted in the hay,we spooned for hours,he said he loved me,then he ripped my hole to bits

I heard of Tony Fernandes left nipple, who coincidently told Annis in his books, that unicorns are horny bastards.

Can't beat the Joe Calzaghe thread

the joe calzaghe thread was copied from the koran by the bloke that used to dangle in his overalls from a helicopter in the wallpaper paste adverts,he has since died after being dry fucked by the aids riddled dulux dog

My Great Aunt Nelly has a migrating nipple. She was injured in the war.


Oh, Nelly the cripple
had only one nipple
to feed her b*stard on,
the poor little fucker
had only one sucker
to bite and chew upon!

Latest statistics show 63% of people who played lego as a child end up being homosexual, 15% divorced and 22% commit suicide.

Latest statistics show 63% of people who played lego as a child end up being homosexual, 15% divorced and 22% commit suicide.

I suppose it all pieces together somehow?

Did girls turn homosexual too.

Latest statistics show 63% of people who played lego as a child end up being homosexual, 15% divorced and 22% commit suicide.

I suppose it all pieces together somehow?

Did girls turn homosexual too.

100% of Girls who played Lego turned into butch lesbians. Serves them right for playing with boys toys.

48% of lesbians cant eat pot noodles

Latest statistics show 63% of people who played lego as a child end up being homosexual, 15% divorced and 22% commit suicide.

Off to the viaduct i go then see ya, might catch brownie there to.

48% of lesbians cant eat pot noodles

In the South of England, 23% of people named Douglas, were bullied as a child.

bungles family the kardashians have announced that as per his will,

he will be placed in a shopping trolley,set alight and pushed into the sex dungeon of high fearnley-whittingstall
who will attempt to put him out using only his lavender infused piss

peter barlow is back on the sauce, who will come to simons rescue ?

gary glitter is coming from thailand on the po kem yung express

peggy mitchells pregnant

due to a recent resurgence,the amount of lesbians who cannot eat pot noodles has now dropped to 23%.
well done girls