Yes, the countdown can start, the jacks have been seen

Feeding their Ponies batting down the hatches on their trailers and leaving their daughters,wife,sister,mothers all rolled into one happy person at home to prepare a feast of rat and cider on their return.

There was a fanfare of local oddballs as they started leaving their pitches. Locals were playing musical instruments, mostly the harmonica as the guitar and flute need more than 2 fingers on each hand.

One paper went as far as saying, "it was like something out of the Lord of the Rings, everyone looked as if they just come off set".

One local lady who spoke to the local rag said something, but could not be understood.

Local kids were jumping up and down some as high as 8 feet in the air, one little kid who was about 6 was showing off his latest Tattoo, a swan making love to a bluetit, it should have been a Bluebird but the local piss artist is new to the game.

They should arrive in the next few days after holding up traffic everywhere. When they arrive around Cardiff and Surrounding areas, police have advised people not to be alarmed as these are people as well and have feelings mostly for local farmyard animals. If there are any precautions to be taken, it is advised to lock your pets away.

The good news is that their should be a reduction in rats as this is classed as a local delicacy back in swansea.




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Great post

Was cher a jack. she sang about her family was it called gypsys tramps and theives

Has Johnny the brains set his sat nav?

3 days to go fellow bluebrds

I think this still rings true

Has Johnny the brains set his sat nav?

He's on a police tag. He calls it Chav Nav!!

Great Post