Blackpool "my weekend"

Thursday evening shift in work i had stick like you cant believe that i had wasted 8.5 holiday hours for Friday because i had no chance of getting to Blackpool because of the blizzards and snow and i had to agree it was looking as bleak as the weather. Everywhere i went i had them singing "let it snow let it snow let it snow"
I told em i will send em a text from Blackpool with a pint in my hand but they said more like texting them whilst having a coffee with the Mrs

I went to bed and not a snowflake in sight thinking or hoping they was going to get it wrong i woke at three but was to scared to look out the window so went back to sleep. Then i woke at 5 looked out of the window and by fook snow was everywhere and i kept thinking it isn't going to be so bad in Cardiff but how the fook am i going to get there ?

Kept an eye on the Forum and Facebook and first Dibs saying there was a delay with there Coach and then Saddam's, then we heard part of the M4 was shut then the bad news was that both Dibbs and Saddam's coach was cancelled and that was harsh seeing as others was leaving. I then rang Titch to see if his Bus had got out this morning ? Got out he said ! I'm f*cking here in Blackpool. My first thought was c**t !! But he left at three in the Morning with the snow chasing them all the way to Birmingham

Now back to us it was looking very bleak and by the afternoon i was still in the house fooked right off and the Mrs moaning at me because of the snow, she had no Sky TV !! Arghhh she had no respect to what i was going through But after brushing the snow of the dish and she was happy as a pig in shit. I then had text after text off my workmates, and they were loving my predicament.

But then the breakthrough Saddam had got two Minibuses but they needed a driver so up stepped the Nukes to do the driving Now by then the Mrs was pissed right off with me being a grouch so she helped me dig the car out And off i set for my treacherous Journey to meet the lads at junction 27.

Bomber had driven the one mini bus to junction 27 and he got off weary as fook. But to be fair it was a decent journey all the way up to Blackpool

we had now checked in to our B&B and most went out for the night but a lot of our lot stayed in the B&B and got rat arsed. Saddam who had been drinking all day at one point just staring one eye facing one way and the other facing the other. His eyes were half shut and his grin was like a fooking madman. You can say the guy was totally wasted

Saturday morning soon came and the Nukes was fast asleep in my pit which was next to the shower room and i got woke up around 7am with Bomber shouting in the corridor coz there was a fooking queue for the shower. Then when he finally got in there he was shouting "This f*cking showers cold" and then "How the f**k do i get this shower hot" but then the most distressing howl come from bomber when he stepped out of the shower room and the Bowman was stood there naked apart from some Budgie smugglers on. But then Bomber was shouting as some one took some photos of his fast asleep in someone else's bed for which he drunkenly just stumbled in and fell asleep. And they had put it on Facebook but they soon removed them when Bomber told em he would kill em if they stayed. .

So now it was onto the local establishments and the beer was going down slow to start with but then starting to pick up. All of the Lads i was with decided they was going to watch the match in the Castle Pub as they was to pissed so of i went on me todd to watch the game.

Our support was excellent TBF and now we are 10 points clear at the Top and it was time to catch the rest up at the Castle. Then it was off to the Tower Lounge and it was bouncing with City Fans everywhere singing we are top of the league and the likes. Then it over the the Pub opposite where you could get any two drinks for a fiver with two shots as well.

But then one by one we started to end up back at the B&B and we had a right laugh especially with Bomber telling his story of chasing a Liverpool Coach with a scaffold bar Quality. And not to mention one guy bringing a right slag back and the owner of the B&B said she ain't coming in. But i got woken up when the owner stormed in my room thinking the Lad who bought this girl in was in my room. I was like what the f**k !! he apologised and left Not sure what happened after
The Journey home was incident free, but i had a quality time with quality company!! Saddam, Bomber, Bowmonster, Mickey C, Big Mike, Peter Sutcliffe, Eric, The two Girls Dawn and Cuntee and many many more.
So a big thank you to all them that made it a weekend to remember

good weekend then.and you brought 3 points home with you

Quality write up summing up the weekend mate. was class from start to finish. top weekend with top company.

and the B+B said we are welcome to go back not what i expected

Brilliant

was a top weekend nukes all bar me being assaulted by the police horse the lama spitting c**t

Quality write up summing up the weekend mate. was class from start to finish. top weekend with top company.

and the B+B said we are welcome to go back not what i expected

Everything was left in tact Saddam
The only thing was the rooms were ice boxes When the owner Steve came into the bar with his coat on i said to him "Have you been in my room ?" No he said why do you ask ? "Coz you got your f*cking coat on thats why" i said to him

Quality write up summing up the weekend mate. was class from start to finish. top weekend with top company.

and the B+B said we are welcome to go back not what i expected

Well it wont be for any league games

a big thanks got to go to Nukes from all the lads and lass that were on his mini bus,if it had not been for him stepping in then they would have not been able to get there or been delayed even longer.

Quality write up summing up the weekend mate. was class from start to finish. top weekend with top company.

and the B+B said we are welcome to go back not what i expected

Well it wont be for any league games

Hopefully not but if we ever get a fixture up that way i will definately be doing a return trip

Absolutely cracking weekend Steve, Haven't laughed so much in a long long time.
Great company and all top boys

Class glad someone took that pic off fb. He wasn't a happy bunny lol

Class glad someone took that pic off fb. He wasn't a happy bunny lol

it was a top weekend mate, shame you missed it as i'm sure you would have had a special mention in the write up for some reason or other event over the 2 nights. look forward to the next 1
when you due down next?
and many thanks for the text at 5am sat. morning

Class glad someone took that pic off fb. He wasn't a happy bunny lol

it was a top weekend mate, shame you missed it as i'm sure you would have had a special mention in the write up for some reason or other event over the 2 nights. look forward to the next 1
when you due down next?
and many thanks for the text at 5am sat. morning

couple of weeks mate Had Leicester pencilled in as well, but obviously they moved it.

Be having a few in the cross with the usuals in a couple of weeks, that's for sure.

Oh.......and fast arse

I had a decent weekend considering it was such a shit hole. 1 night would have been enough for me mind, 3 nights on the piss in that backwards city takes it toll

You look like a 1970's lifeguard from Trecco Bay was one of many very many one liners over the weekend
Absolute Belter of a weekend, Loved it

You look like a 1970's lifeguard from Trecco Bay was one of many very many one liners over the weekend
Absolute Belter of a weekend, Loved it

and even going downstairs in nothing but you budgie smugglers with a towel on your shoulder to tell the owners of the B+B that the showers were cold

You look like a 1970's lifeguard from Trecco Bay was one of many very many one liners over the weekend
Absolute Belter of a weekend, Loved it

and even going downstairs in nothing but you budgie smugglers with a towel on your shoulder to tell the owners of the B+B that the showers were cold

Not cold mate there was no water at all when it was my turn then the landlord sorted it

Another quiet one Steve, hope u come out on the lash for my 40th matey