TESCO JOKES

the ones I heard so far...


-Traces of zebra found in Tesco's barcodes.

-So hungry, you could eat a horse?? We’ve got it covered. Tesco, Every little helps!

-Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

-Apparently Tesco's Veggie Burgers are even worse than their Horsemeat Beef Burgers... they contain UniQuorn.

-Following on from the horse meat found in Tesco burgers, it's being reported that camel toe is found in leggings from Primark!!

the ones I heard so far...


-Traces of zebra found in Tesco's barcodes.

-So hungry, you could eat a horse?? We’ve got it covered. Tesco, Every little helps!

-Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

-Apparently Tesco's Veggie Burgers are even worse than their Horsemeat Beef Burgers... they contain UniQuorn.

-Following on from the horse meat found in Tesco burgers, it's being reported that camel toe is found in leggings from Primark!!

stop horsing around.

Cow walks into a bar, the barman ask's "why the long face?" Cow replies "i'm fed up of these illegal ingredients pinching my job"

Woman in tesco cafe asked me if I wanted anything on my burger......I replied, 'Yes please, £5 each way.'

Never mind Tescos burgers, have you tried their meatballs? They are the dogs bollocks.

Horse meat in Tesco Burgers, whats next My Lidl Pony ?

I just bought some burgers from Tescos................................ And,........... There Off !

http://youtu.be/tP45TwOqSjU

No one will ever beat this joke!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-3OT7Tnk5I watch this