You can beat an Egg but

You cant beat a good Wank

Dont forget to sit on your hands first til they go numb,then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

Dont forget to sit on your hands first til they go numb,then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

Also try it with you're left hand, feels very strange

this Forum's standards are getting lower and lower each day

Dont forget to sit on your hands first til they go numb,then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

Also try it with you're left hand, feels very strange

Trouble with using your other hand is you lose all concentration and it goes everywhere.
Hell of a clean up operation then

I'm so ugly I need to take Rohypnol just to have a wank nowdays.

I'm so ugly I need to take Rohypnol just to have a wank nowdays.

For all you wankers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation