i am board

any one want to come around my house and have some adult fun my husband wont be home tonight he is away with is old age club .

Mrs R. xxx have you been at the clinic again ? you have been very quiet for a few weeks and I know what that usually means!


Fancy a night out sat - all the boys from here are off to Soho so that leaves town clear for a pick up night not like you will have to have a guilt shag if you bump into any of them!

Cheers us up Mrs Ramsgate

Cheers us up Mrs Ramsgate

annis i have a feeling we will be in wembly this year fingers crossed.

Mrs R. xxx have you been at the clinic again ? you have been very quiet for a few weeks and I know what that usually means!


Fancy a night out sat - all the boys from here are off to Soho so that leaves town clear for a pick up night not like you will have to have a guilt shag if you bump into any of them!

,,,,,,,,, hi jez i have been to the clinic but it is not what you think. i have a bad case of piles and i thought i could push them back up with a biro but the top came off and got stuck up my back passage so i needed some medical advice on how to get it out.

Work it out with a pencil Mrs Ramsgate...........

Work it out with a pencil Mrs Ramsgate...........

..... i was thinking more along the lines of a vindaloo

Mrs R.the beauty of these new pen lids - by law they have to have a hole (incase a child swallows it they still breath) works in your favour - take a few paks of laxitives and you can still go - thru the hole on the lid - sorted

Oh but how are you gonna have anal fun yeah forget the laxitives idea go get it sorted asap!!! - dont wanna spoil your fun

Mrs R.the beauty of these new pen lids - by law they have to have a hole (incase a child swallows it they still breath) works in your favour - take a few paks of laxitives and you can still go - thru the hole on the lid - sorted

Oh but how are you gonna have anal fun yeah forget the laxitives idea go get it sorted asap!!! - dont wanna spoil your fun

jez i think you may be right about the hole in the pen top because every time i brake wind i give a little whistel.

Mrs R.the beauty of these new pen lids - by law they have to have a hole (incase a child swallows it they still breath) works in your favour - take a few paks of laxitives and you can still go - thru the hole on the lid - sorted

Oh but how are you gonna have anal fun yeah forget the laxitives idea go get it sorted asap!!! - dont wanna spoil your fun

jez i think you may be right about the hole in the pen top because every time i brake wind i give a little whistel.

LOL do us a favour love and shove another 2 up there then and play me a tune - try "you are my cardiff" - we could make a cd n flog them at the games - money maker there

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

\\\\\ me to pompy that jez is terrible.

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

\\\\\ me to pompy that jez is terrible.

And you are the cleanest person I know Mrs. Ramsgate!
You pair together would be a deadly duo mind

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

\\\\\ me to pompy that jez is terrible.

And you are the cleanest person I know Mrs. Ramsgate!
You pair together would be a deadly duo mind

.....

Mrs R. xxx have you been at the clinic again ? you have been very quiet for a few weeks and I know what that usually means!


Fancy a night out sat - all the boys from here are off to Soho so that leaves town clear for a pick up night not like you will have to have a guilt shag if you bump into any of them!

,,,,,,,,, hi jez i have been to the clinic but it is not what you think. i have a bad case of piles and i thought i could push them back up with a biro but the top came off and got stuck up my back passage so i needed some medical advice on how to get it out.

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

SKI - i know what you are doing just at the thought!

Mrs R.the beauty of these new pen lids - by law they have to have a hole (incase a child swallows it they still breath) works in your favour - take a few paks of laxitives and you can still go - thru the hole on the lid - sorted

Oh but how are you gonna have anal fun yeah forget the laxitives idea go get it sorted asap!!! - dont wanna spoil your fun

jez i think you may be right about the hole in the pen top because every time i brake wind i give a little whistel.

LOL do us a favour love and shove another 2 up there then and play me a tune - try "you are my cardiff" - we could make a cd n flog them at the games - money maker there

sounds good to me jez .

I'm just shocked at all of this filth!

SKI - i know what you are doing just at the thought!

You know me to well already Jez.
How'd you know I would be playing guitar

you lot are filthy, it makes me sick! im going to work, i cant deal with any more of this

you lot are filthy, it makes me sick! im going to work, i cant deal with any more of this

Reading all this make me wish I was working tonight to. You jammy shit.

you lot are filthy, it makes me sick! im going to work, i cant deal with any more of this

Oi how dare you call me "work" thas it - Mrs R. you can have molly in his frillies - i've moved on!

you lot are filthy, it makes me sick! im going to work, i cant deal with any more of this

Oi how dare you call me "work" thas it - Mrs R. you can have molly in his frillies - i've moved on!

...... you know i want baz jez that man really turns me on.

you lot are filthy, it makes me sick! im going to work, i cant deal with any more of this

Oi how dare you call me "work" thas it - Mrs R. you can have molly in his frillies - i've moved on!

...... you know i want baz jez that man really turns me on.

Mrs R. last night i found things out about that man that SHOCKED !!! but i see why u want him soooo badly!

He has this little thing bowt a lollypop lady n dinnerlady - i been thinking - i can rob a tabbard from my cleaner friend n a hair net off the butcher - u reckon u cud run down the lolly pop lady by yours and strip her qwick n meet tonorrow about 8

give him the night of his life!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. R I do wish you'd give me more notice about when he's out.

Yours Most Sincerely,

The Rhooster.

Cocka doodledo

Mrs. R I do wish you'd give me more notice about when he's out.

Yours Most Sincerely,

The Rhooster.

Cocka doodledo

,,,,,,, sorry rhooster i will next time it is just this pen top is driving me nutts.

Do u ever use sex toys?

Mrs. R I do wish you'd give me more notice about when he's out.

Yours Most Sincerely,

The Rhooster.

Cocka doodledo

,,,,,,, sorry rhooster i will next time it is just this pen top is driving me nutts.

heres a trick to try, run a boiling hot bath, get in and lay in the btah legs akimbo, now get Mr R to get at it with one of those litter grabbers, if the water hot enough you wont feel a thing.

Do u ever use sex toys?

..... yes i love them chippy the rampant rabbit is my current fav.

Do u ever use sex toys?

..... yes i love them chippy the rampant rabbit is my current fav.

so yesterday Mrs. R.

Mrs.R you might want to try the Rampant Rhooster