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100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:41 am

One hundred chat up lines for the single wankers try some :lol: . Some funny ones in there although they must bring slaps more than gobbles. :ayatollah:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd8_1357756218

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:37 am

The one he kisses must have pre-planned!

Some are horrendous :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:55 pm

eighty_8 wrote:The one he kisses must have pre-planned!

Some are horrendous :lol:

Yep they are funny as f**k some of them :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:57 pm

I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your back doors in!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: quality :ayatollah:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:06 pm

tenerife_blu wrote:I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your back doors in!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: quality :ayatollah:

:lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:18 pm

'How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?' :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:20 pm

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus'

'F**k off'

:lol: :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:24 pm

bluebird1977 wrote:One hundred chat up lines for the single wankers try some :lol: . Some funny ones in there although they must bring slaps more than gobbles. :ayatollah:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd8_1357756218


Quality video :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:31 pm

Some belters there fair play. my favourite though "roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at pick up lines , nice tits :lol:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:40 pm

didnt look at the video...

heres one that suprisingly never worked....



wanna play army?? ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me! ;)

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:54 pm

Legend!

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:56 pm

Avon barksdale wrote:Legend!


The Wire, GOAT NFQAT :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: 100 chat up lines

Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:55 pm

"My cock just died any chance I can bury it in your ass" :lol: