IN THE KNOW - I KNOW IT ALL

I propose that every ITK posting c**t claiming to have heard that the apocalypse is occuring next Wednesday should be banned. They are cringeworthy, soul destroying and most of all WRONG. Iv'e read crackpots on here claiming that Dai Beckham is on his way, Mason is on his way to Arsenal to 5M and that Vincent Tan gives a damn about the fans.

Other than that I can confirm that Brede Hangeland is having a medical and that Rory Delap will be signing tomorrow, I seen it written on the back of a Cigarette packet down Ely, honest.