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A TALE OF 2 SEXES.

Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:47 pm

The Woman's Poem:

Before i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
one who's Handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speak's,
one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self employed,
and when i spend he won't get annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Massage my feet and help me stand.


A Man's Poem:

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits and a fanny tighter than a mouses waiste-coat.
She'll own a pub, loves the taste of curry and occasssionally takes it up the ass.
This doesn' t even rhyme so who gives a f**k, Poetrys for women.

Re: A TALE OF 2 SEXES.

Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:48 pm

nice one :ayatollah: :lol: :lol:

Re: A TALE OF 2 SEXES.

Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:48 pm

Quality :ayatollah: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: