My Aunt-in-Law's Swansea Christmas Wind Up

My aunt-in-law has said that for Christmas she is getting me something I certainly won't like. When we were guessing what it might be we came to the conclusion based on her past form and reactions that it will be something Swansea-related for either myself or my imminent baby son.

Now, I have said in no uncertain terms that if she does buy me something Swansea-related then I will burn it and send her a picture of me burning it with the ashes in a card. Her and her partner have already done a wind up on me at my wedding when they changed the Aaron Ramsey table to the Joe Allen table!

Anyway, I am very open to ideas from you lads about other ways I could deal with receiving a Swansea-related bit of paraphernalia! Open to all suggestions!

Put it on your wall and be proud of wales first premier club

Not quite what I had in mind!

Well lets face it she could not buy anything cardiff as you dont know what badge or colour you be in next season.

Well lets face it she could not buy anything cardiff as you dont know what badge or colour you be in next season.

My aunt-in-law has said that for Christmas she is getting me something I certainly won't like. When we were guessing what it might be we came to the conclusion based on her past form and reactions that it will be something Swansea-related for either myself or my imminent baby son.

Now, I have said in no uncertain terms that if she does buy me something Swansea-related then I will burn it and send her a picture of me burning it with the ashes in a card. Her and her partner have already done a wind up on me at my wedding when they changed the Aaron Ramsey table to the Joe Allen table!

Anyway, I am very open to ideas from you lads about other ways I could deal with receiving a Swansea-related bit of paraphernalia! Open to all suggestions!

Have sex with her and upload it on to you tube.

shit on it and put the vid on youtube

Well lets face it she could not buy anything cardiff as you dont know what badge or colour you be in next season.

can always rely on the local retard to reply

Firstly I amazed you got away with namin your wedding tables after players. Massive congrats, true bloke!

I'm down in Pembs and send all my jack neighbours, and family from Swansea., Cardiff city cards every year.
Best I had back was those carling beer mats, that have the swan on them. Typical of a jack to be so cheep in a wind up.

Firstly I amazed you got away with namin your wedding tables after players. Massive congrats, true bloke!

I'm down in Pembs and send all my jack neighbours, and family from Swansea., Cardiff city cards every year.
Best I had back was those carling beer mats, that have the swan on them. Typical of a jack to be so cheep in a wind up.

Not such a good idea, the guests on the Jay Bothroyd table got well pissed off, when it kept on collapsing. His 'aunt in law' didn't give him the special wedding present that night.

Aunt in law

My aunt-in-law has said that for Christmas she is getting me something I certainly won't like. When we were guessing what it might be we came to the conclusion based on her past form and reactions that it will be something Swansea-related for either myself or my imminent baby son.

Now, I have said in no uncertain terms that if she does buy me something Swansea-related then I will burn it and send her a picture of me burning it with the ashes in a card. Her and her partner have already done a wind up on me at my wedding when they changed the Aaron Ramsey table to the Joe Allen table!

Anyway, I am very open to ideas from you lads about other ways I could deal with receiving a Swansea-related bit of paraphernalia! Open to all suggestions!

Take a baseball bat to her knees and call her husband on. Watch him bottle it and run away.

My aunt-in-law has said that for Christmas she is getting me something I certainly won't like. When we were guessing what it might be we came to the conclusion based on her past form and reactions that it will be something Swansea-related for either myself or my imminent baby son.

Now, I have said in no uncertain terms that if she does buy me something Swansea-related then I will burn it and send her a picture of me burning it with the ashes in a card. Her and her partner have already done a wind up on me at my wedding when they changed the Aaron Ramsey table to the Joe Allen table!

Anyway, I am very open to ideas from you lads about other ways I could deal with receiving a Swansea-related bit of paraphernalia! Open to all suggestions!

Take a baseball bat to her knees and call her husband on. Watch him bottle it and run away.

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