F.A.O Natalie Louise Bishop,

Why couldn't Natalie have dumped you during all the blue / red nonsense!!!!

Would have brightened up the board no end.

Feel free to do this every day. Best post in recent times.

oh and one other thing DaVyZz I only go by the name of natalie on weekends, where I am a cross dressing prostitute who hangs around in bute town.

Fifty shades of a bishop

Any news - had to pop out to the shops -has she responded - is it all back on again - I NEED TO KNOW!!!

I know you read these forums most days, and i apologize for bringing things into a public setting but i feel there was little choice.

After 7 years of knowing/talking to each other near constantly, you delete/remove every way possible of me contacting you..
i think after said amount of time, i deserve an explanation and a chance to have my say on the matter,

I'm not the type of person to share personal "things" to others, especially those who could quite possibly know your family, as your dad is an ambassador to the club after all. if you understand what I'm saying here of course...

You know how to contact me, you know my msn/email address.

she's not intrested. move on!!

oh and one other thing DaVyZz I only go by the name of natalie on weekends, where I am a cross dressing prostitute who hangs around in bute town.

Milly

fella be a man and do the honorable and right thing! Write to Dear Deidre and get on Jezza Kyle!!!

Maybe be she is a bloke and his arse went when it came to actually meeting you.. Just saying

LOL

We have it all on this forum

Yea, she blocked my msn, deleted both my accounts on xbox, deleted her youtube etc etc,

after seven years of talking and creating deep affection for her, she does it out of the blue.. i know for a fact she uses this site often as she has linked me to numerous "big news" threads on here, such as the bellamy joining etc.. lets just hope she reads this and acts upon it.

Stalker alert!

if i was a stalker i would get her IP address (quite easily) and do it that way.. but that would be over the line and weird.. so lets not go there,










deleted both his accounts on xbox ... im looking in the wrong places for love! ... i need to buy a games console!

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almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

I haven't laughed so much since I saw that photo of Bowman with a handbag.

almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

I haven't laughed so much since I saw that photo of Bowman with a handbag.

He doe like his handbags does our Lee

almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

I haven't laughed so much since I saw that photo of Bowman with a handbag.

He doe like his handbags does our Lee

almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

I haven't laughed so much since I saw that photo of Bowman with a handbag.

Or since Gwyns mankini

almost crying reading this
as Marv would say CLASS

I haven't laughed so much since I saw that photo of Bowman with a handbag.

Or since Gwyns mankini

Oh God, no. That just made me ill.

This has got to be one of the best topics I've read ha ha!

the best way to flush her out is start posting pics of her? #justsaying

OI thats my f*cking fiancee your talking about pal!!!

whats the ring like?

Can be a tight squeeze, but anything for my Nat!!

the best way to flush her out is start posting pics of her? #justsaying

OI thats my f*cking fiancee your talking about pal!!!

whats the ring like?

Can be a tight squeeze, but anything for my Nat!!

I have just read this thread because I thought after 4 pages, there must be something good about it.....WOW!

Someone else said what I was thinking that I felt genuine embarrassment that this guy felt the need to put this on here.

Mate, just a word of advice...this isn't some sappy film starting Meg Ryan where you finally meet after 7 years of MSN and your lives entwine in a world of passionate love and fairy tale endings.....you've just made yourself look like a complete clunge in front of a group of football fans....what on earth were you thinking???

There are NO excuses whatsoever for not physically meeting in 7 (SEVEN!!!!!) years I'm sorry. She may have moved etc etc but something could have been done.

Do yourself a favour, go cut the beard, step away from pornhub.com and give your wrist a rest for the night, get your best clothes on, a bit of aftershave and pop off down the pub and have a go at interacting with an actual woman! If you ask a woman the time and she responds, you're already 100% further than this Natalie!

Just don't ask any of these women of they play XBox

I know you read these forums most days, and i apologize for bringing things into a public setting but i feel there was little choice.

After 7 years of knowing/talking to each other near constantly, you delete/remove every way possible of me contacting you..
i think after said amount of time, i deserve an explanation and a chance to have my say on the matter,

I'm not the type of person to share personal "things" to others, especially those who could quite possibly know your family, as your dad is an ambassador to the club after all. if you understand what I'm saying here of course...

You know how to contact me, you know my msn/email address.

Is she from yorkshire mate?

By f**k this is just as cringeworthy as that c**t who posts in bold the Douce. Back in my day we approached women and asked them for a shag rather than dance around the shrubbery, when I was your age I was shagging 8 times a week (Twice on saturdays).

Natalie Bishop? Hope she's no relation to David otherwise your going to have your head knocked off. But then again, one can only hope.

I dont know whats sadder. If this guy is real he is a complete nutjob who should go and see the doctor, but worst still if this is some kind of parody I think the owner of the account may need more help.

Either way hes a sad tw*t.

By f**k this is just as cringeworthy as that c**t who posts in bold the Douce. Back in my day we approached women and asked them for a shag rather than dance around the shrubbery, when I was your age I was shagging 8 times a week (Twice on saturdays).

Natalie Bishop? Hope she's no relation to David otherwise your going to have your head knocked off. But then again, one can only hope.

Bloody hell I haven't laughed this much in ages

David bishop of pontypool. solid as a rock. class rugby boy!!

Funniest thread I've read in a long time

This fellow should feature in a 'Channel 4' documentary or something.

By f**k this is just as cringeworthy as that c**t who posts in bold the Douce. Back in my day we approached women and asked them for a shag rather than dance around the shrubbery, when I was your age I was shagging 8 times a week (Twice on saturdays).

Natalie Bishop? Hope she's no relation to David otherwise your going to have your head knocked off. But then again, one can only hope.

By f**k this is just as cringeworthy as that c**t who posts in bold the Douce. Back in my day we approached women and asked them for a shag rather than dance around the shrubbery, when I was your age I was shagging 8 times a week (Twice on saturdays).

Natalie Bishop? Hope she's no relation to David otherwise your going to have your head knocked off. But then again, one can only hope.

I wish you were a real person....so f*cking funny!