Thanks for the six points

Planet Swamp has recently added several specialist sections as a result of fan demand:

1. Quarantine Zone: Got measles? Probably. Then this is the place for you.
2. Hungry Homeless Hobo's: Angel Rangel offers practical advice on something that affects many of our fans and families.
3. Methadone Mondays: After the welcome distraction of our superb football team, we offer tips on how to make your dose go further, helping you cloud out the grim reality of your life for the rest of the week.
4. Job Section: Minimum-Wagers and McJobs a speciality. If you are thick and ugly with absolutely no hope of a future, why not consider a Call Centre position? Talentless Freaks are especially welcome.
5. Competition: Can you spot yourself or any of your friends in the BBC's recent three (yes, three) part documentary series that describes Swansea as "the homeless mecca for the UK"? Two lucky winners will receive a limited edition Liberty Stadium Rat and Dustbin model tastefully designed by the Franklin Mint. Also available to non-prize winners at £3.99 each.
6. The "We're Not Obsessed With Cardiff" Section: Fantasy time and very popular with the Inbred Army.
7. For Sale: This week we have a fine selection of unused needles and also the wheel nuts that were removed from Alan Tates golf-buggy.
8. Arts & Crafts: Why not improve your banjo playing skills with our free on-line tutorials whilst squealing like a pig for pappy? Also, Leighton James makes a giant dog-turd from old beer cans and ginger pubic hair that represents his failed bitter life.

Uhhhhbumpty bump.....

Their arses are going already for next week

Squeeeeeek

i think we are going to give you a hiding in both games
could be a few 5 nils on the cards here worth a bet i think
and im not joking

wanker

The OP has since changed his username to 'Cuntster1979'. God made him smell of old piss so the blind didn't miss out on hating him.