funniest and smartest football chants

Hes scoty sinclair,hes scoty sinclair,he shags rosey webbster, and sally dont care.

Hes scoty sinclair,hes scoty sinclair,he shags rosey webbster, and sally dont care.

Not a bad attempt for a 15 year old.

Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc." Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa's "Let' Talk About Sex.

Southampton fans last night got a cracker going. Jason Puncheon had a dodgy stomach and left during the match for a shit, so the fans sing:

HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS
HE SHITS WHEN HE WAAAAAAAANTS
JASON PUNCHEON, HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS

Favourite City chants -

"Earnie's going to get you!" An original classic.

"Posh spice is a slapper, she wears a wonderbra, but when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Kavanagh"
Not so original, but still classic.

Start of last season for me! When we played away to west ham.

When their next game was barnsley

"Its Barnsley away, Its Barnsley awaaaaaaaaaaaayy!"
"F**k Man Utd, Its Barnsley away!"

Cracked me up that one did

Anyone remember Norwich fans chanting your just a fat Eddie Murphy at Jimmy Floyd

I liked the sol Campbell one, sang by spurs fans at pompey, but I don't understand how a couple of teenagers got charged with racist and homophobic chanting.

Jacks Army during Man United game:

your nephew's your son
your nephew's your sooon
Ryan Giggs
your nephew's your son

Darren Purse warming up on line as substitute against Southampton , Nathen Dyer warming up along side him at Ninian Park , when the whole of Block A erupt with

Darren watch your Purse , Darren , Darren , Watch your Purse

Comedy gold Pursey was pissing himself

And hears to you Jonny Robinson Cardiff loves you more than you will know oooooo

west ham fans at liverpool some years back.
'we've got Dicanio
you've got our stereo'

man city fans singing about Tevez when he played for man utd.

'you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez
you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez
you argy t.wat you are a c.unt
they sowed your head on back to front
carlos tevez, herman munster head'

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The Kanu chant is creative to be fair.

When we played Fulham...many many moons ago.

Jimmy hill's a wanker
he's got a double chin
and he told the coppers
not to let us in


we won as well!!!!

My all time fav and it was a one hit wonder YOU GOT BEATEN BY NUNEATON NA NA NA NA NA
against the jacks the riot night 93
Another funny one was when we were in an escort leaving spurs all the"locals" were giving us grief from their flats SHOW US YOUR VISAS

AWAY FANS SINGING WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL IS THAT WHILE POINTING AT THE MALASIAN FLAG