Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:21 pm
Hofmeister wrote:Magic daps wrote:Hofmeister wrote:Magic daps wrote:Like I said, I work regularly in and around Cardiff...
...selling pegs, I suppose?
It's not like there's a gap in the market. The place is awash with peg selling competitors.
how do you know if you're not in the biz? you gotta be quicker then, your brothers, nephews, cousins (some of them are actually all in one) beat you there, Gypo...
Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:32 pm
Magic daps wrote:djwayne wrote:Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?
For results see below
I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.
I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you.
Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:05 pm
porthcawlcasual wrote:Magic daps wrote:djwayne wrote:Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?
For results see below
I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.
I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you.
This line of objection can be disregarded as pikeys are regarded as the elite class/aspirational figures in swansea.
Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:35 pm
Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:40 am
Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:27 pm
waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:13 am
Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:54 am
waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
i would have got back to you sooner but i was waiting for the tarmac to go off in some old ladies drive , £10k not a bad mornings work , and by the time we had ripped the central heating system out i was knackered !!
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:08 am
Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
i would have got back to you sooner but i was waiting for the tarmac to go off in some old ladies drive , £10k not a bad mornings work , and by the time we had ripped the central heating system out i was knackered !!
Less tax of course.........?
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:12 am
waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
i would have got back to you sooner but i was waiting for the tarmac to go off in some old ladies drive , £10k not a bad mornings work , and by the time we had ripped the central heating system out i was knackered !!
Less tax of course.........?
the only tacks i use is when i'm fixing me caravan
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:16 am
Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
i would have got back to you sooner but i was waiting for the tarmac to go off in some old ladies drive , £10k not a bad mornings work , and by the time we had ripped the central heating system out i was knackered !!
Less tax of course.........?
the only tacks i use is when i'm fixing me caravan
Gypo! Giz a job though
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:24 am
Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:Carpe Diem wrote:waddle wrote:am i still a gipsy if i support swansea even though i don't live there ?
what i mean is is it the living in swansea that makes you a gipsy or supporting the football team
Maybe the former, definitely the latter![]()
Try and explain to Magicdaps as I've given up on him
i would have got back to you sooner but i was waiting for the tarmac to go off in some old ladies drive , £10k not a bad mornings work , and by the time we had ripped the central heating system out i was knackered !!
Less tax of course.........?
the only tacks i use is when i'm fixing me caravan
Gypo! Giz a job though
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:35 am
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:38 am
waddle wrote:no you're a mbwajike