F**k Chuck Norris, Peter Whitts Facts

Peter Whittinghams pet is big foot.

peter whittingham pays vincent tans wages

On the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it states the Peter Whittingham holds all the world records, the people listed are the closest to him

The Movie Alien Vs Predator was Originally named Alien & Predator Vs Peter Whittingham.

This Film was scrapped as it only lasted 11 seconds.

Love this thread and thought i'd reincarnate seeing as #GaryMedelFacts have been popular on Twitter

There was once a street named after Peter Whittingham, but it had to be changed since nobody crosses Peter Whittingham & lives

Another little known fact about Whitts:

He was in New York when the Twin Towers collapsed

He ran up and down 60 flights of stairs five or six times
carrying the injured to safety.

but he doesnt like to talk about it

like that one

"when superman goes to bed, he wears Peter Whittingham Pyjamas

LMAO

I think based on his current form it's only fair that this thread sees the light of day again! Cmon Whitts!

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Beyoncé wanted a shag but Whitts was too good for her.

Actually there shouldn't be any jokes because Whitts is no joke.

Beyoncé wanted a shag but Whitts was too good for her.

Dear oh dear

Peter Whittingham is so hard that even his nightmares
are afraid of him

Freddie cruger has nightmares about Peter Whittingham

Beyoncé wanted a shag but Whitts was too good for her.

Dear oh dear

Yeah I know it's awful.

One time Whitts was shot and he organized a funeral for the bullet.

One time Whitts was shot and he organized a funeral for the bullet.

Better

Whitts doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries

(Btw best thread I've seen in a while sticky? )

The only wife that Kevin McNaughton refuses to shag is Peter Whittingham's.

He simply walks on water!

Peter Whittingham created the world's very first giraffe by simply uppercutting a horse!

Peter Whittingham destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of perfection

The Black Eyed Peas were originally a band named 'Peas' until they pissed off Peter Whittingham.

Peter Whittingham can do a wheelie - On a unicycle

There is no such thing as global warming. Peter Whittingham was cold, so he turned the sun up.

I think the man the myth deserves more recognition so I thought I would resurect this thread from the dead! This is nothing new to Whitts as he has done it many times! He does what he wants!

I think the man the myth deserves more recognition so I thought I would resurect this thread from the dead! This is nothing new to Whitts as he has done it many times! He does what he wants!

I'll sum it up simply - the best footballer in our team ( by a country mile ).

Everyone who walks behind whitts needs to wear sun glasses coz the sun really does shine out of his arse

30 people were walking down the street whittingham threw a grenade at them 30 of them died then the grenade went off

All bananas were straight until Whits called one bent,

When Whitts used to leave the house to go to school he would say to his dad "your the man of the house now take care of everyone until I return "

Last summer Whitts went to the Vigin Islands... Now they're just known as the Islands