o/t Toilet habits

just read this thread, f*cking mad ! years ago , me and my ex had been on an all dayer on the bow, as usual end up arguing and going to bed in a strop, in the early hours of the morning i needed a piss, but i had to climb over the fat bitch to get to the toilet. as i was climbing over her i felt a fart coming on, so i thought f**k her i`ll do it on her face, as you do! so i lowered my arse over her chops and let it go, oops, it was a little wet! ......i had just spray tanned her from the neck up, ....i was dabbing her with wet bog roll for about an hour later!!!...told her the next day she had her head down the pan spewing so f**k knows wot was over her

just read this thread, f*cking mad ! years ago , me and my ex had been on an all dayer on the bow, as usual end up arguing and going to bed in a strop, in the early hours of the morning i needed a piss, but i had to climb over the fat bitch to get to the toilet. as i was climbing over her i felt a fart coming on, so i thought f**k her i`ll do it on her face, as you do! so i lowered my arse over her chops and let it go, oops, it was a little wet! ......i had just spray tanned her from the neck up, ....i was dabbing her with wet bog roll for about an hour later!!!...told her the next day she had her head down the pan spewing so f**k knows wot was over her

just read this thread, f*cking mad ! years ago , me and my ex had been on an all dayer on the bow, as usual end up arguing and going to bed in a strop, in the early hours of the morning i needed a piss, but i had to climb over the fat bitch to get to the toilet. as i was climbing over her i felt a fart coming on, so i thought f**k her i`ll do it on her face, as you do! so i lowered my arse over her chops and let it go, oops, it was a little wet! ......i had just spray tanned her from the neck up, ....i was dabbing her with wet bog roll for about an hour later!!!...told her the next day she had her head down the pan spewing so f**k knows wot was over her

Yessssss pure liquid or some lumps mate????

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A few pencil poos in there.

just read this thread, f*cking mad ! years ago , me and my ex had been on an all dayer on the bow, as usual end up arguing and going to bed in a strop, in the early hours of the morning i needed a piss, but i had to climb over the fat bitch to get to the toilet. as i was climbing over her i felt a fart coming on, so i thought f**k her i`ll do it on her face, as you do! so i lowered my arse over her chops and let it go, oops, it was a little wet! ......i had just spray tanned her from the neck up, ....i was dabbing her with wet bog roll for about an hour later!!!...told her the next day she had her head down the pan spewing so f**k knows wot was over her

Yessssss pure liquid or some lumps mate????

Just the brown sauce if I remember rightly, butty

How does mine hit the rim of the pan????

I do 40% of posting on this website whilst droping the kids off at the pool

Front wipes!!! Much cleaner finIsh, watch you don't wipe onto balls tho

Merlin's post cracked me up fair play. I'm in tears

Loch ness turd, pokes above the water looking all around!!