joe calzaghe

Unfortunately i let dwight yorke borrow my good rubbing arm and bellybuttons cause me to discharge mustard from my elbows. Isn't dublin still suffering the great crayfish drought of 54 bc?

This is what it must be like to be on drugs.

I seen on sky sports news earlier that davina McCall was spotted chewing a watermelon limited edition flavoured version of Rolf Harris jelly mould live at the Olympic games opening ceremony after noel Edmunds was later spotted at the triple jump eating tin foil from joe calzaghes sandwiches

I have an eskimo contact in new turkey who smuggles my crayfish to dublin
on a slightly amused yacht in exchange for vulture sick.
Davina mc call used to be my largely diplomatic great grandfather

I have an eskimo contact in new turkey who smuggles my crayfish to dublin
on a slightly amused yacht in exchange for vulture sick.
Davina mc call used to be my largely diplomatic great grandfather

i know an eskimo who used to own a shrimping boat in the dead sea but he had to sell it because when davina mccall went on her holiday she stole a tin of tomato soup from aldis and had to take it to the desert in tir y berth to be tested for chlamydia

Unfortunately i let dwight yorke borrow my good rubbing arm and bellybuttons cause me to discharge mustard from my elbows. Isn't dublin still suffering the great crayfish drought of 54 bc?

did the picture of jon bon jovi fixing a puncture i sent you help with the elbow discharge or do i now owe you a diseased rabbit ?

Got to be honest - this thread started going down hill when i stopped posting

However it has resurrected the laugh factor tonight its a f*cking classic from start to finish...

I may just be bringing some new material to the table tomorrow if Moz allows us to use a replication of sperm whale saliva that I've imported from Nicaragua. The ancient trees are leaking onto the forest undergrowth and my time machine has burst into life!

Moz do you allow for such actions on transfer deadline day?

cocaine's ahelluva drug

I once fired giant Jaffa cakes from a large wooden calapult and a cartoon monkey tried to catch them on a spikey German helmet he was wearing. Meanwhile, Shake n Vac wasn't yet invented, so we just discussed the posture of the plastic diving man at the end of Mouse Trap from MB games instead. Well, I say the plastic diving man, but it was actually Mr Claypole from RentAGhost.

What i want to know is , is there a world of little people living in hulk hogans moustache.

lets all ring our drug dealers, meet in a park put everything together see what we have,
and exchange womble stories

lets all ring our drug dealers, meet in a park put everything together see what we have,
and exchange womble stories

just reading through all the previous posts, fair play we must have the barmiest fans in facking britain
you wouldnt get this on the leeds on manchester forum

lets all ring our drug dealers, meet in a park put everything together see what we have,
and exchange womble stories

just reading through all the previous posts, fair play we must have the barmiest fans in facking britain
you wouldnt get this on the leeds on manchester forum

Speaking about Manchester, I received a golden figurine of hitler in the post, sent to me by mistake but the president of tahiti. I put it in the food blender but it snapped my new unbreakable titanium blades that i got from Jamie Oliver. I rang him and he was pissed, and hung up on me, so I put his red T-Shirt in the washing machine with all my mrs whites filmed it and streamed it over to iran, i've never seen such an excited group of kids they were waving sticks about with the replicated heads of john barrowman on some of them had been set on fire, this was apparently an ancient tradition where they celebrate the birth of a cyclops female born with 8 toes, and one hand, the party begins at 11pm tonight when transfer deadline day ends. If you want to take part you have to travel 36 degrees west and 42 degrees south of your cities dead center, then film yourself and stream it to the national exhibition center in new delhi for observation.

sorry ive not posted lately but ive been on honeymoon to baghdad after my whirlwind romance and marriage to des lynham,sadly we have filed for divorce after he told me that hes a bloke,im now back on the market and looking for a ginger haired retarded amputee eskimo who can lick her own arse and store sixteen trout in her tw*t

Unfortunately i let dwight yorke borrow my good rubbing arm and bellybuttons cause me to discharge mustard from my elbows. Isn't dublin still suffering the great crayfish drought of 54 bc?

did the picture of jon bon jovi fixing a puncture i sent you help with the elbow discharge or do i now owe you a diseased rabbit ?

the bon jovi picture made my ovaries vibrate and contract a mild form of gay. thankfully though, the elbow discharge has stopped for the time being and an ex backing dancer for steps has started a campaign to get funding for the condition

So I was resitting Maths GCSE with Scooby Doo rowing up the taff when Brian Clough rang to ask had I seen "Our Nige" as he had 3 chinese whispers and a Betamax video but Roy Castle got caught shop lifting in C&As immobilised by a soda stream.

"nige" was last seen posting himself through graham gooch`s letterbox dressed as gok wan eating crayons and singing wild thing by the troggs

"nige" was last seen posting himself through graham gooch`s letterbox dressed as gok wan eating crayons and singing wild thing by the troggs

LIAR! Last I heard, he was touring the depth of the mississippi river with only a pair of goggles and a home made empty washing up liquid bottle for breathing apparatus. they were searching for Lisa Riley's lost gold line thong as it was tied to Marc Owens russian gerbil when they lobbed it off the bridge, whilst listening to Elvis Presley track - Return to sender.

Phil Collins no longer answers to the name "Phil" and will only respond to anyone who addresses him as "Buster". He went a bit loco down in acapulco after he stayed too long.

He is said to be absolutely furious that he was not asked to play himself (Buster) in the recent TV adaption of the Great Train Robbery - Mrs Biggs.

his mother said that he regularly feels it coming in the air, mostly at night.
hes an easy lover

It's a known fact that Rita Fairclough had a fetish for sticking her grannies favourite rolling pin
up young men's butts long before the incident at Michael 'slappa my thigh' Barrymore's
legendary pool party.

Apparently, that's what started Len Fairclough on the swimming pool fetish
that cost him his career. Fact.

i was the first child touched by len during the pool years,he promised to take me on the big one in blackpool if i let him rummage in my kegs for 2 days

So I was one of the three birds that occupied Hilda Ogdens front room wall.

The middle one to be exact and every Friday we knew that Len was coming from the rovers.

He would break in through the back door wearing Chaka Khans gloves and a Giles Brandreth sweater
like a tramp on chips.

Many times we seen Ken Barlow peering through the window but hecdidnt want to know. He claimed thespians
didnt want ange but I done kung fu with Lloyd Webbe when we went to Brixton YMCA so I knew this to be spurioud claims.

We agreee to turn a blind eye and go our seperaye ways but ive
never forgotten Len Fairclough the setial pigeon fancier.......

i used to hide in stan ogdens metal bin to get away from len but eddie yates used to grass me up for a pint of mild and a hand job down at the red rec

Crying at this.

just performed a rectal examination on the putrid corpse of john craven for my cookery exam and found a pair of chaka khans gloves with a note written in spunk saying "lawrie sanchez isnt mexican",who should i report this to?

i told stephen fry about my lawrie sanchez discovery and he pointed out that hugo sanchez once gave him a hand job in a laundrette and david attenborough is nothing more than a sex tourist with a bacon fetish.
this didnt help at all so ive spent the last three weeks tied to a blind botswanan trawlerman in a nottingham gay bar reading murder she wrote scripts

I fucked a gorilla once.

one day i let bob geldofs cat out onto the street and adam sandler came to put my bins out for me. Do you think that if oscer pistorious didnt shoot his mrs that simon cowall wouldnt be single. Once I ate with jeremy kyle on a tuesday morning, we both had curry salad

I fucked a gorilla once.

was it hairy eric from porth ?