Advice on what to say to a Jack (sensible answers please)

Do we get an update? ... This is more fascinating than transfer deadline day....

Update is that he’s currently in gym....with full kit on and his missus is sitting opposite us by pool continually scowling our way. I think it’s bugging him that I’ve not reacted in any way rbh.

I have to agree with some of the comments about why start a thread on it? Give him some banter back he will either take it and have some fun or want to kick off.

As I’ve said, for the fun of it. Some answers are genuinely funny. No big deal really.

Do we get an update? ... This is more fascinating than transfer deadline day....

Update is that he’s currently in gym....with full kit on and his missus is sitting opposite us by pool continually scowling our way. I think it’s bugging him that I’ve not reacted in any way rbh.

Full kit on, what a tool, how old is he?

Do we get an update? ... This is more fascinating than transfer deadline day....

Update is that he’s currently in gym....with full kit on and his missus is sitting opposite us by pool continually scowling our way. I think it’s bugging him that I’ve not reacted in any way rbh.

Full kit on, what a tool, how old is he?

Either he's had the same full kit in for days now. In the sun and the gym. He must stink more than usual.

Or.

He has more than one. What grown man has one 'full kit' let alone more... Is he 8 years old?!

Do we get an update? ... This is more fascinating than transfer deadline day....

Update is that he’s currently in gym....with full kit on and his missus is sitting opposite us by pool continually scowling our way. I think it’s bugging him that I’ve not reacted in any way rbh.

Full kit on, what a tool, how old is he?

At a guess I’d say around mid 30s.
Just heard his missus in pool. She seems to be English (by accent anyway) and she’s just said to one of her daughters “this is how Daddy’s family talk” and proceeded to impersonate (badly) a Welsh accent. Oddly, the daughter sounds American! A right set of mongrels.

Do we get an update? ... This is more fascinating than transfer deadline day....

Update is that he’s currently in gym....with full kit on and his missus is sitting opposite us by pool continually scowling our way. I think it’s bugging him that I’ve not reacted in any way rbh.

Full kit on, what a tool, how old is he?

At a guess I’d say around mid 30s.
Just heard his missus in pool. She seems to be English (by accent anyway) and she’s just said to one of her daughters “this is how Daddy’s family talk” and proceeded to impersonate (badly) a Welsh accent. Oddly, the daughter sounds American! A right set of mongrels.

Jesus, a Jack prick, an English bitch taking the piss out of the Welsh accent and a yank!