my claim to fame--whats yours?

I was the one who didn't go to Rochdale on a pissing down Tuesday night!

I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

My son's claim to fame is that Leo Fortune West went to his fifth birthday party

I fucked Joe Ledleys girl before him

I loosened the wheel nuts on Alan Tate's golf buggy.

We have a winner

Top man, someone give this man the key to the city.

I had a punch up with ken dodd after an arguement about tax dodging.I wrestled his ticklestick off him and shoved it up his arse-then i fucked up all his diddymen!!

I was in a lift with him in the Adelphi hotel hotel in the eighties

Craig Bellamy mother Angela is my cousin her father is my fathers brother.

Your a Page then

A few years back I had to explain the rules of 9 ball pool to Phil Taylor while at a world championship in the Motorpoint arena.

I was attacked by Bob Carolgees in Burger King in Queen Street years ago. He was in pantomine in the New Theatre at the time.

I was on Jim'll Fix It.



He didn't fix anything...

I vandalised the Blue Peter garden. Just because I could.

In the eighties got into sun newspaper twice! Firstly for being involved in orgy at nurses home where I lived! and involved in football match on jubilee park, for Cardiff bus v police! they had 3 players sent off plus all sorts of goings on between the teams, several suspended by force for bringing them into disrepute! mind you ref was nuts!

You didn't mention you was the journalist lol

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

Thinking about that all day!

Appeared with my band The March Hares on ITV Primetime in the early nineties, playing a song and being interviewed in the old Four Bars. And winning welsh unsigned band of the year and playing Cardiff Bay Festival in 1992, the drugs wont stop me remembering that!

My photo was in the Daily Mirror the Monday after we lost to Sheffield Wed not to get in the playoffs - not a pretty sight.

I was attacked by Bob Carolgees in Burger King in Queen Street years ago. He was in pantomine in the New Theatre at the time.

Where was Spit the Dog when he needed him

I was attacked by Bob Carolgees in Burger King in Queen Street years ago. He was in pantomine in the New Theatre at the time.

Where was Spit the Dog when he needed him

Spit had his head jammed down Sally James tits along with me. What a top set of norks she had. You just don't get bangers like that on presenters these days.

I was attacked by Bob Carolgees in Burger King in Queen Street years ago. He was in pantomine in the New Theatre at the time.

Where was Spit the Dog when he needed him

Spit had his head jammed down Sally James tits along with me. What a top set of norks she had. You just don't get bangers like that on presenters these days.

I support the greatest team in football the world has ever seen!

when i gave birth to my oldest son i found out that my husband was not the father as my son was chinease and my husband is jamacan

I was in the movie Ernest Goes To Camp as a kid, I played the fat kid.

Oh and I also had a book published over here in the States called "Dark Ride". I am an author, but not on the level of Annis.

My best mate shagged Ross McCormacks Mrs in Magaluf when he was at Rangers.

It was me that slipped Pollonium into Leighton James cheese sandwich 25 years ago that has resulted in his slow degeneration into the bitter little poisonous drunk of a failiure that he is now.