austin?

Jesus!!

Alan a small part of me deep down thought I kinda know what's he's trying to say.
That soon went

Alans gone and lost the plot. Hes walking around Pembroke barefooted screaming the number "35" at passers by.

Jesus!!

Alan a small part of me deep down thought I kinda know what's he's trying to say.
That soon went

Alans gone and lost the plot. Hes walking around Pembroke barefooted screaming the number "35" at passers by.

Ok do you think he will score 35goals then? Because others dont think so

Jesus!!

Alan a small part of me deep down thought I kinda know what's he's trying to say.
That soon went

Alans gone and lost the plot. Hes walking around Pembroke barefooted screaming the number "35" at passers by.

Ok do you think he will score 35goals then? Because others dont think so

must be looking at him stupid they havnt heard of cardiff down that way

He said nothing of Cardiff... Are they really that thick up there? Surely they have heard of their capital city?!

Yes. Hes back.

No I doubt he would get another 15 in 20 but where has 35 come from Al?

You are saying "its required" "its whats needed" and you "think Sordell could (get us the goals)"

So you think Sordell could get 15 but not Austin? Please explain the logic

Sordells record with Watford was 1 in 3 by the way so if he rediscovers his watford form you are looking
at 7/8 goals in 20 games.

Mmmm as hes already scored 20odd goals so far would he score another 15 or s o with us that would give him 35 goals this season hard to see thst happenning , we needed them from start season, maybe sordell better option now? Austin great for premier but will he get enough goals now? Think sordell will

Have we made bid for him? Austin

The more I read this post, the more I wish I'd said no to drugs when I was younger

I cant wait all evening Alan im off to bed.

Cheers for the banter

Mmmm as hes already scored 20odd goals so far would he score another 15 or s o with us that would give him 35 goals this season hard to see thst happenning , we needed them from start season, maybe sordell better option now? Austin great for premier but will he get enough goals now? Think sordell will

Have we made bid for him? Austin

The more I read this post, the more I wish I'd said no to drugs when I was younger

I'm starting to wish i'd said yes. Might have made more sense that way

Yes. Hes back.

No I doubt he would get another 15 in 20 but where has 35 come from Al?

You are saying "its required" "its whats needed" and you "think Sordell could (get us the goals)"

So you think Sordell could get 15 but not Austin? Please explain the logic

Read original post! you ridiculed me for suggesting he wont get 35 goals now you say doubt if he will ?
i actual said sodell may be better option as dont think austin will score 35 goals which you have just said doubt it mmmm logic being austin wont have same ratio goals secondhalf sesson. Which you agree on earlier (quote) cant get 15 goals in 20 games! Which is my point originally.

so austin cant get 15 goals in 20 games but sordell can?


and all because he hasnt scored as many goals in the first half of the season?

I ridiculed you on saying Sordell is more likely to get them as Austin had already scored 20 you numpty.

Give my love to Shane Warbe when you reach Australia....

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THIRTY FIVE!!!!

I ridiculed you on saying Sordell is more likely to get them as Austin had already scored 20 you numpty.

Give my love to Shane Warbe when you reach Australia....

What a tosser you are! on ignore list bye

I ridiculed you on saying Sordell is more likely to get them as Austin had already scored 20 you numpty.

Give my love to Shane Warbe when you reach Australia....

What a tosser you are! on ignore list bye

You do know we are buying a striker for longer than the next 20 games?

Class thread pissed myself this morning

Its just been on Sky Sports News:

"Charlie Austin, Championship striker with Burnley has been accused of dishonesty by four
unnamed Premiership Clubs. Allegedly, Austin has had his agent contact a number of Clubs
with a view to making the step up to Premiership Football, but sent fake DVD's of his goals.

M**chester U**ted were said to have been in the process of offering Austin a lucrative contract
when it was discovered the DVD had been tampered with.

Goals scored by Austin this season were said to have been wiped from the DVD and replaced with
assists, or last ditch tackles by defenders, or just plain bad finishing. The completed footage was
accepted in good faith by U**ted on the understanding that Austin had found the net three times
this season. Ale* Ferguso* said:

"The boy is a wee liar, we were ready to sign him up knowing we could probably see him hit a
red hot patch of scoring to help us cement the title. Three goals he'd 'scored' on that DVD, there
was obviously room for more. Experts then informed us, after researching the boys career that he
is already on 20 goals for the season. Great stuff, but as we all know, in football, there is no way
he is ever going to get another 15 after Xmas. So we're going to stick with *obin *an *ersie."

There isn't a fixed cap on goals

Lets bring in the rule that the team who buys a striker gets the goals on their tally as well as player - SIMPLE

Its just been on Sky Sports News:

"Charlie Austin, Championship striker with Burnley has been accused of dishonesty by four
unnamed Premiership Clubs. Allegedly, Austin has had his agent contact a number of Clubs
with a view to making the step up to Premiership Football, but sent fake DVD's of his goals.

M**chester U**ted were said to have been in the process of offering Austin a lucrative contract
when it was discovered the DVD had been tampered with.

Goals scored by Austin this season were said to have been wiped from the DVD and replaced with
assists, or last ditch tackles by defenders, or just plain bad finishing. The completed footage was
accepted in good faith by U**ted on the understanding that Austin had found the net three times
this season. Ale* Ferguso* said:

"The boy is a wee liar, we were ready to sign him up knowing we could probably see him hit a
red hot patch of scoring to help us cement the title. Three goals he'd 'scored' on that DVD, there
was obviously room for more. Experts then informed us, after researching the boys career that he
is already on 20 goals for the season. Great stuff, but as we all know, in football, there is no way
he is ever going to get another 15 after Xmas. So we're going to stick with *obin *an *ersie."

I had a restless sleep last night and woke up in an extremely grumpy mood.

Having read this thread I now feel a million dollars, the only downside is the pain in my stomach from way too much laughter.

Its just been on Sky Sports News:
"Charlie Austin, Championship striker with Burnley has been accused of dishonesty by four
unnamed Premiership Clubs. Allegedly, Austin has had his agent contact a number of Clubs
with a view to making the step up to Premiership Football, but sent fake DVD's of his goals.
M**chester U**ted were said to have been in the process of offering Austin a lucrative contract
when it was discovered the DVD had been tampered with.
Goals scored by Austin this season were said to have been wiped from the DVD and replaced with
assists, or last ditch tackles by defenders, or just plain bad finishing. The completed footage was
accepted in good faith by U**ted on the understanding that Austin had found the net three times
this season. Ale* Ferguso* said:
"The boy is a wee liar, we were ready to sign him up knowing we could probably see him hit a
red hot patch of scoring to help us cement the title. Three goals he'd 'scored' on that DVD, there
was obviously room for more. Experts then informed us, after researching the boys career that he
is already on 20 goals for the season. Great stuff, but as we all know, in football, there is no way
he is ever going to get another 15 after Xmas. So we're going to stick with *obin *an *ersie."

Fack saaaake

Holy shit, this thread is amazing

gotta be filed alongside picking up TG from the airport!

Breaking Sky News:

Championship leaders Cardiff City are thought to be tabling a bid to bring Goalkeeper Tom Heaton
back to the Club. Currently at Bristol City, Heaton has conceded more goals than any other keeper
in the Football league.

"Perfect" said Cardiff manager Malky Mackay "In terms of the goals he's conceded so far its obvious
he will be due a dry spell after xmas, and in terms of our defence, its a logical step to bring back
Tom, who is, in terms of goalkeepers, far less likely to let goals in over the next few months than
David Marshall. and in terms of terms, we are hoping to agree terms today"

it doesnt prove any point. just because someone hasnt scored 35 goals in this division before doesnt mean it cant happen.

how often do players score more than 30 in the premier league?

didnt earnie get 32 for us in league 1?

Expecting him to score 15 from 20 is also stupid.

Another 10 in 18/19 league games off him would be brilliant.

And you ridiculed my post . But now you saying he wont do what i questioned score 35 goals? Ok i give up ! Pointless on here saying anything.

Didnt say he wont do it saying your initial target of 15 goals in 20 games meaning a ratio of wanting him to score 3 in 4 games is stupid.

But thats what he needs to do to scor e 35 goals so cant be stupid because thats whats required? Bit i give up on this point

Is that a question or a statement? Bugs me when people put question marks on statements like this?

Breaking Sky News:

Championship leaders Cardiff City are thought to be tabling a bid to bring Goalkeeper Tom Heaton
back to the Club. Currently at Bristol City, Heaton has conceded more goals than any other keeper
in the Football league.

"Perfect" said Cardiff manager Malky Mackay "In terms of the goals he's conceded so far its obvious
he will be due a dry spell after xmas, and in terms of our defence, its a logical step to bring back
Tom, who is, in terms of goalkeepers, far less likely to let goals in over the next few months than
David Marshall. and in terms of terms, we are hoping to agree terms today"

All strikers have a baron run,if he 's scored 20 odd he might be due one if we sign him.Id still risk it though

Breaking news on Sky Sports:

Capital Cup high fliers Bradford City have today parted company with their catering partners Compass. In an unprecedented move the club informed Compass of this astonishing decision during the half time break in the Capital Cup semi final against Aston Villa. Nobody from Compass was available for comment but Bradford City Catering Manager, Ilyke Pyes made the following statement:

"It is with great regret that Bradford City FC have had to terminate this partnership with immediate effect, especially as the quality and service of the catering on offer has been second to none. Due to our fantastic cup run we have had record sales (183% year on year growth) in all areas, especially Pukka Pies, and only a fool would say that this trend can be continued. We have now employed the services of Mrs Clandyke who owns the sandwich shop across the road. She was due to close next week as her sales have slumped drastically over the last 12 months, in no small part influenced by the inspection from the Food Safety Authority, and obviously things can only get better. She has all the potential we are looking for in a catering partner."

Breaking news on Sky Sports:

Capital Cup high fliers Bradford City have today parted company with their catering partners Compass. In an unprecedented move the club informed Compass of this astonishing decision during the half time break in the Capital Cup semi final against Aston Villa. Nobody from Compass was available for comment but Bradford City Catering Manager, Ilyke Pyes made the following statement:

"It is with great regret that Bradford City FC have had to terminate this partnership with immediate effect, especially as the quality and service of the catering on offer has been second to none. Due to our fantastic cup run we have had record sales (183% year on year growth) in all areas, especially Pukka Pies, and only a fool would say that this trend can be continued. We have now employed the services of Mrs Clandyke who owns the sandwich shop across the road. She was due to close next week as her sales have slumped drastically over the last 12 months, in no small part influenced by the inspection from the Food Safety Authority, and obviously things can only get better. She has all the potential we are looking for in a catering partner."