best movie quotes

this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my house and I don't know what to name it?

People call me the J man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Not quotes but conversations.

The Social Network

Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!

Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that.

Cameron Winklevoss: That's right.

Tyler Winklevoss: We can do that ourselves. I'm 6-5, 220 and there's two of me.




Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?

Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.

Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.

Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [pauses] Did I adequately answer your condescending question?


Quote

Sean Parker: A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars.

Great film.

Do you read the bible bret?...



Gay Mr T.. (EDDIE MURPHY DELERIOUS)
"Slow down or you will come too fast, and i will have to clench my butt cheeks and rip ya dick off"


James Earl Jones
(King Jaffi Joffa ruler of Zamunda)
"Son, there is a fine line between Love and Nausea"


You do know the difference between a two tone BMW and an AC Cobra?

"One got a roof and one avent!!"




"IM BATMAN!!!"

your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

Blues Brothers

what else you gunna do on a saturday

are you gentlemen police officers??

no maam we are musicians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's 106 miles to Chicago,
We've got a full tank of gas,
1/2 a pack of cigarettes,
It's dark
And we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!


Blues Brothers

"F--k me, I've just seen Imelda Quirk's arse coming down a ladder!" (The Commitments)

how much ? how much for your daughters ??