You lucky buggers.

Favourite in the coming weeks?! How about 10 minutes!

You lot are going to enjoy have Nooney in your ranks. He is a real character and works really hard. He is quality at getting around players. Full backs hate him because they end up getting yellow cards when they play against him because he is so skilled with the ball and so quick at the same time. He will become the favourite of a lot of your fans in the coming weeks.

Congratulations on such a good signing. I just hope we get a good target man with the money from him.

Was he playing when we beat you 6-0 ? I can't recall our defenders having much trouble as you describe ?

Every team has a bad day. And how is watching hoofball every weekend? Down at Brighton, we get to watch nice attractive football in a wonderful stadium. You have no such luck with that. And bearing in mind that you had a premiership budget last season in the championship, how was not romping it, like you should have with that budget and team. But you didn't romp the league, because you all you do is hoof it down the field.

that's why even the Jacks could stuuf West Ham 3-0 last week-end

didnt hoof it today!
oh ps thanks for noone