I think we might acctually sign him..

i hope you did to be fair..... not sure why someone would lie about something like that

Exactly... If i was to lie... I would sooner say Rihanna DM'd me and asked me to f**k her brains out, than a past-it injury-prone footballer telling me that he is not going to be signing for a club in the championship.

But you're right... As I cannot display pics on here, and divulge my private life in all it's glory, it's not true

Just screenshot your interactions which will show that Michael Owen followed you.
Wait till Polo gets a sniff of this

Never mind Polo..

Wait til 'Rain man' finds out someone is trying to steal his

"Most implausible post of the year" award

i hope you did to be fair..... not sure why someone would lie about something like that

Exactly... If i was to lie... I would sooner say Rihanna DM'd me and asked me to f**k her brains out, than a past-it injury-prone footballer telling me that he is not going to be signing for a club in the championship.

But you're right... As I cannot display pics on here, and divulge my private life in all it's glory, it's not true

Because that's flat out bullshit that wouldn't get you any positive attention, where as lying about a transfer linked footballer talking up CCFC in a DM with you is slightly less ridiculous while being posted on a CCFC forum.

And what did you tell Michael Owen about your private life exactly lmao?

I think you really are a bit droopy mate.

I have deleted the rest of the convo and you can see the start of Michael's reply on this. This is all I am going to show...

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I have deleted the rest of the convo and you can see the start of Michael's reply on this. This is all I am going to show...

That doesn't he say he wants to sign for us, nor dropping down a league. How coincidental you deleted the rest of the conversation.


"Hi Dan, No, Unfortunately I am at the stationary store in Chester, can't meet for up for that shag you've been constantly tweeting at me for. Maybe another time."

I have deleted the rest of the convo and you can see the start of Michael's reply on this. This is all I am going to show...

That doesn't he say he wants to sign for us, nor dropping down a league. How coincidental you deleted the rest of the conversation.


"Hi Dan, No, Unfortunately I am at the stationary store in Chester, can't meet for up for that shag you've been constantly tweeting at me for. Maybe another time."

Damn you caught me out I knew I shouldn't have asked him to shag me

Googled the profile thing...
he wasn't wrong....

Googled the profile thing...
he wasn't wrong....

Using Google Chrome, when you hover over the link the right hand side shows the page itself.

However, even though the page is small you can make out that it says 'no player/profile found' and it even has Kenny Miller as Number 9 still.

It looks like a glitch rather than a hidden site waiting for the announcement.

By legal rights they can't put the page up for the player as under contract until he has actually signed. So