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Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:32 pm

Tony Blue Williams wrote:At nearly 51 I assume that I am too old to go and fight in wars but I would join the Home Guard.

I love Dad's Army and my skill set would fit in perfectly.



:lol: Yup me too.Were all doomed :lol:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:00 pm

I protested about the war in Iraq.

But I would sign up in heartbeat if the world faced a danger like Nazi Germany again.

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:05 pm

Tony Blue Williams wrote:At nearly 51 I assume that I am too old to go and fight in wars but I would join the Home Guard.

I love Dad's Army and my skill set would fit in perfectly.


I would want to go that one step further and become what was known as Churchills secret army. Guys whos' objectives was to go in hiding after the invasion then goon the prowl to take out some of the invaders. The first job would be to take out the Chief of Police as he was the only guy who would know who you are. After that you start taking out top brass from the invading force and women who are seen with the enemy. Right up my street that.

The only draw back is that you are only expected to survive for a week and if or when you get caught you are expected to shoot yourself. However what a week it would be. :ayatollah:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:07 pm

Bakedalasker wrote:
Tony Blue Williams wrote:At nearly 51 I assume that I am too old to go and fight in wars but I would join the Home Guard.

I love Dad's Army and my skill set would fit in perfectly.


I would want to go that one step further and become what was known as Churchills secret army. Guys whos' objectives was to go in hiding after the invasion then goon the prowl to take out some of the invaders. The first job would be to take out the Chief of Police as he was the only guy who would know who you are. After that you start taking out top brass from the invading force and women who are seen with the enemy. Right up my street that.

The only draw back is that you are only expected to survive for a week and if or when you get caught you are expected to shoot yourself. However what a week it would be. :ayatollah:

Starting to worry about you hallam :shock: :lol:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:14 pm

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Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:12 pm

Nobody would openly attack Britain, we've got nuclear weapons. And the Americans are on our side ;) So sleep easy lads :D

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:14 pm

llangainbluebird wrote:Nobody would openly attack Britain, we've got nuclear weapons. And the Americans are on our side ;) So sleep easy lads :D


Plus our navy would slaughter the enemies navy. :D

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:16 pm

f**k no, I ain't getting blown up for the sake of it.

Respect to those to do fight for us :ayatollah:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:49 pm

would i f**k. i think i might get on the first plane and out of GREAT BRITAIN :roll:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:52 pm

ninianblue wrote:would i f**k. i think i might get on the first plane and out of GREAT BRITAIN :roll:


You'd be lucky to get to the front of the queue! :)

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:59 pm

Overthemoon wrote:
ninianblue wrote:would i f**k. i think i might get on the first plane and out of GREAT BRITAIN :roll:


You'd be lucky to get to the front of the queue! :)

if i won the lottery i would be straight on the first plane out of this country , :ayatollah:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:09 pm

ninianblue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
ninianblue wrote:would i f**k. i think i might get on the first plane and out of GREAT BRITAIN :roll:


You'd be lucky to get to the front of the queue! :)

if i won the lottery i would be straight on the first plane out of this country , :ayatollah:


I think I would aswell actually. :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:12 pm

ninianblue wrote:
Overthemoon wrote:
ninianblue wrote:would i f**k. i think i might get on the first plane and out of GREAT BRITAIN :roll:


You'd be lucky to get to the front of the queue! :)

if i won the lottery i would be straight on the first plane out of this country , :ayatollah:


Done my near 13 years in the Army, I can still shoot, throw grenades and fire anti-tank rockets (If somebody will give me a supply ;) :) ) and I still know how to hide in bushes and undergrowth etc, but apart from playing squash, my running days are behind me! :old:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:48 pm

Going on some peoples opinions Im guessing WW2
was an illegal War.

As what the f**k did Germany invading Poland have to do with us eh?

:roll:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:49 pm

MillarFromTheHalfWayLine wrote:Going on some peoples opinions Im guessing WW2
was an illegal War.

As what the f**k did Germany invading Poland have to do with us eh?

:roll:


Exactly and what have the Romans ever done for us? ;) :)

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:52 pm

I'VE been thinking this question myself ...

if it does happen we probably wont come back, but I cant really think of a better way to die than to fight for your freedom and protecting your loved ones.

if we had world war 3 would we have to join up? would it be heriditry like WW2 :?:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:56 pm

Hark at all the if I won the lottery Id be out of this country types.

What a load of utter bollocks.

If your so desperate to get out of this country then go, its realy not that hard if you want to.

Get off your arse and get a decent trade or save up some money and emigrate, its realy not
that hard but my guess is your the types who like to moan and do f**k all to change things.

Toodle Pip.

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:56 pm

sloper_road_legend wrote:I'VE been thinking this question myself ...

if it does happen we probably wont come back, but I cant really think of a better way to die than to fight for your freedom and protecting your loved ones.

if we had world war 3 would we have to join up? would it be heriditry like WW2 :?:


It would be mandatory! ;) :ayatollah:

Re: if a war broke out and a plea goes out for volunteers

Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:50 am

MillarFromTheHalfWayLine wrote:Going on some peoples opinions Im guessing WW2
was an illegal War.

As what the f**k did Germany invading Poland have to do with us eh?

:roll:


Ye you're right, it's not as if the nazis wanted the world or anything no. :lol: