You lot?

What is Planet Swans?

A planet where they all live in caravans, have mullet haircuts, moustaches, the women too, six fingers,
eight toes, wear aaron jumpers tucked in bleach jeans, are encouraged to sleep with siblings, addicted to smack, and all walk around with a chip on their shoulders.

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Make me laugh?you realy ae obsessed with arnt you,i mean the amount of posts here trying to convince your selfs that you are somthing you aint,truth is you were a half big club in the 40,50!other then that u realy aint done anything.
Bitterness is so hard.anyway another fruitless season?:-):-):O:-)

823 POSTS, AND WE ARE OBSESSED MADE MY NIGHT THAT,

I love attempted abusive posts where the poster can't spell. It kind of takes the sting out of the attack.

He can't face the fact that we're a bigger club than them. 800+ posts on a Cardiff City forum... and he calls us obsessed

Must say them pics look like the cardiff fans in the good luck add a few weeks back,and yet you call us sixfingerd?and i posted this post on your obsession with us as every time i look on this site ther are several posts about us[*]

well dont come on this site.why your here i dont know

Must say them pics look like the cardiff fans in the good luck add a few weeks back,and yet you call us sixfingerd?and i posted this post on your obsession with us as every time i look on this site ther are several posts about us[*]

What a lame f*cking comeback

Why dont you f**k off this site.

Apart from Nukes no fucker wants you here. No fucker takes your posts seriously.

f*cking clown.

Polo please have a day off from being a shit bag hard man?because u know u are are nothing more then a cock,and what u think u can live in your own shit little planet cardiff and slag the world off yet run and stamp your feet like girls when pepole reply to the bullshit u talk?come on ffs get a grip,if u give it then f*cking take it,ther are a few decent lads here who take it back aswell as give it,but f**k ther are some knobs here.plus polo u f*cking seam to reply to all my posts or replys so wtf does that tell u ?obsessed by i think is the word,anyway to u all if u slag us of then i will slag u off simple as.

Polo please have a day off from being a shit bag hard man?because u know u are are nothing more then a cock,and what u think u can live in your own shit little planet cardiff and slag the world off yet run and stamp your feet like girls when pepole reply to the bullshit u talk?come on ffs get a grip,if u give it then f*cking take it,ther are a few decent lads here who take it back aswell as give it,but f**k ther are some knobs here.plus polo u f*cking seam to reply to all my posts or replys so wtf does that tell u ?obsessed by i think is the word,anyway to u all if u slag us of then i will slag u off simple as.

Anyone got a Mush translator?

Polo please have a day off from being a shit bag hard man?because u know u are are nothing more then a cock,and what u think u can live in your own shit little planet cardiff and slag the world off yet run and stamp your feet like girls when pepole reply to the bullshit u talk?come on ffs get a grip,if u give it then f*cking take it,ther are a few decent lads here who take it back aswell as give it,but f**k ther are some knobs here.plus polo u f*cking seam to reply to all my posts or replys so wtf does that tell u ?obsessed by i think is the word,anyway to u all if u slag us of then i will slag u off simple as.

Anyone got a Mush translator?

Here ya go rough translator from Google translate Polo!

Polo, please dont punch me Im a bit of a nancy boy key board warrior and start to pish myself if anything relating to action is mentioned. Im safe in my unknown field in my scruffy wheeled house up to my nuts in my sister safe in the knowledge that you know not where I live! Actually my obsession with Cardiff is becoming a problem...Ive even started thinking of switching my allegience although with my inbred deformaties I know damn well I would stick out like a sore thumb at the CCS and get battered for being an obvious Gypo!

Swansealad - living proof that care in the community schemes don't work. He should never be allowed near a keyboard without his carer being present.

Only someone particularly stupid posts over 800 times on a rival team's website & then get upset with the response he receives.

On the other hand, we should be grateful for his contributions, lads. We are doing our bit for charity in allowing him to post here by helping those much less fortunate than ourselves communicate with the outside world, even if we haven't got a clue what he is saying. It also makes us appreciate how much we have evolved as a species compared to the pond life down the road.

I have a mate who studied primitive societies in college. I asked him to translate a message into Jackish suggesting that our simple friend should contact a Swansea website instead, as they might understand what he is saying. This is what he wrote:

Yyudt!! #} youbvrubw six fingers f**k f**k urbj yd omijfj f**k uorvj j?? Iovorhviorv Ma/sister/ gran special cuddles""" bubba ruin the dole yrvuri!!??!!?? Caves.794,974,?94,47! Rufous guru. Peg sellers! tw*t. Iyurvubecun urge to tcbru. Got my own business. Liar! Bantu.irfigntyuoiuyioi,,,

Hopefully Swansealad will now get the message & never be heard on here again.

P.S. sorry if there are any spelling mistakes in the translation '69. No one learned me how to speak bollocks. But I have got my own business too, and a house, just like you say you have!!

Make me laugh?you realy ae obsessed with arnt you,i mean the amount of posts here trying to convince your selfs that you are somthing you aint,truth is you were a half big club in the 40,50!other then that u realy aint done anything.
Bitterness is so hard.anyway another fruitless season?:-):-):O:-)

Pardon?

Well that was easy?i mean taking the pis of my grammar so quickly.
I think that proves in what i said i was right and by being so leaves u lot with f**k all to say?bless u do try.