Which line or myth do you hate most on this board

Just seen ....... come out a car. Signing?

You can add 'My mate works at the vale' to that.

'Everyone said they were happy with mid-table before the season started'.

Complete rubbish but try telling those people that

At start of season i didnt know what to expect so i said id be happy with midtable
We have played 32 games and in 4th...Ive changed my mind.sorry malky but ive taken a U turn and am no longer happy with midtable simply because you performed miracles so far but thats your fault

Things were better at Ninian Park

It was more fun with crowds of 1,500 in the fourth division.

UPDATE

I think the worst has to be Annis' topics that start :

"NOT LONG LEFT"

cue a link to one of his books

lots of them

the prem is the promised land

It was more fun with crowds of 1,500 in the fourth division.

it was more fun going away with 1500 in div 4

jackland
bristol
burnley
millwall
to name a few

More so a current that appears in many posts - a lot of blatant sexism appears on this forum, primarily through the method of sexual objectification.

The Malaysians aren't backing Malky......

Two or three more players and we would have defo gone up automatically.

FACT!

Bluebird 77: 'Im a realist'

Shortly after slagging City off win, lose or draw.

"Dave jones was a massive failure and bottler"

My source told me.............................Oh fook off

"FAO Malky....."

Like as if he reads the board, and even if he did he was going to listen.

"We dont want him here. Hes not Malkys type of player" when reffering to a players ego rather than his football ability.

Feck sake if you want to be a top, top manager you have to be able to manage all sorts.

My postman has not delivered by tickets!!!

Cry me a fecking river! The club are still within their promise. Just fooking wait!

My postman has not delivered by tickets!!!

Cry me a fecking river! The club are still within their promise. Just fooking wait!

People crying and calling a club a disgrace on the 1st Sunday tickets went on sale cos the phone lines were queued up.

My postman has not delivered by tickets!!!

Cry me a fecking river! The club are still within their promise. Just fooking wait!

People crying and calling a club a disgrace on the 1st Sunday tickets went on sale cos the phone lines were queued up.

Haha! Yes that was quality! Who would have expected busy phone lines with 20,000 people calling eh? Lol!

The Ninian Stand was bouncing today

My postman has not delivered by tickets!!!

Cry me a fecking river! The club are still within their promise. Just fooking wait!

People crying and calling a club a disgrace on the 1st Sunday tickets went on sale cos the phone lines were queued up.

Haha! Yes that was quality! Who would have expected busy phone lines with 20,000 people calling eh? Lol!

"Its a shambles. I was on hold for 10 minutes and gave up "

They obviously have never rang Sky TV customer service

"WRITING A SUBJECT HEALINE LIKE THIS..."

and then underwhelmingly finishing it within the message like this is retarded retarded.

UPDATE

The Titanic has sank

"We dont want him here. Hes not Malkys type of player" when reffering to a players ego rather than his football ability.

Feck sake if you want to be a top, top manager you have to be able to manage all sorts.

Cant agree with you there Polo. Every manager has their style of player and would be an idiot to invest in someone they wouldn't want to manage. If you went and bought a can of white paint and when you got the lid off it was red you wouldn't want to make do.

Could Lionel Messi* do a job for us?

* alternatively, insert the name of another shit, over-the-hill journeyman player here.

Also...

Not so much a line, but the post-hammam attitude of some fans. It's all well and good wanting the owners to spend a bit of money on new blood, but you act like you are being hard done by, by owners that you feel should be spending millions chasing promotion. I'm not one to say that it was better in Division 4, in front of 1500 fans. In all fairness, it was shit back then. But we all had a common hope in those days, to see City near/where they belonged. I guess I resent these fans because they haven't lived through the really bad times as I have, and so don't really appreciate what they have now. I, for one, am simply happy to have a club to support at all. I guess times have to change, but that doesn't mean that i have to, surely!?

"It was louder at Ninian with 1000 fans than in the CCS"

'My ideal targets'

'Just seen ....... Down the bay'

For the newbies 'been reading this forum for months but now finally decided to sign up!'

'FAO Annis' - why not just PM him or put FAO Mods?

'Any news on singings Carl?'

"We dont want him here. Hes not Malkys type of player" when reffering to a players ego rather than his football ability.

Feck sake if you want to be a top, top manager you have to be able to manage all sorts.

Cant agree with you there Polo. Every manager has their style of player and would be an idiot to invest in someone they wouldn't want to manage. If you went and bought a can of white paint and when you got the lid off it was red you wouldn't want to make do.

agree to disagree as it should be his football ability thats on the tin not wether a player once cussed in sunday school.

100% agree with polo on the "malky type of player". He's been her just over half season how can you define his type of player? Everyclub got different styles of players, what now if he does indeed sign a player which the fans don't think he's malkys type of player ?