"MY PERSONAL OPINION ON JAY BOTHROYD"

Not gonna lie Merlin, I didnt read that.

But this is my theory :

I would rather peel the skin off my ball bag with a rusty old nail file, then proceed to dip the swollen bloodied testicles into a sea of strong malt vinegar!! Than see Bothroyd back in a city shirt.

Stop standing on the fence

do you mean sitting?

Not gonna lie Merlin, I didnt read that.

But this is my theory :

I would rather peel the skin off my ball bag with a rusty old nail file, then proceed to dip the swollen bloodied testicles into a sea of strong malt vinegar!! Than see Bothroyd back in a city shirt.

Stop standing on the fence

do you mean sitting?

Maybe
Sitting standing its only elevation

Not gonna lie Merlin, I didnt read that.

But this is my theory :

I would rather peel the skin off my ball bag with a rusty old nail file, then proceed to dip the swollen bloodied testicles into a sea of strong malt vinegar!! Than see Bothroyd back in a city shirt.

Stop standing on the fence

do you mean sitting?

Maybe
Sitting standing its only elevation

potentially more dangerous though. but standing may be more beneficial as the last thing I want is a splinter to top off my ordeal.

We'll get someone to do a risk assessment for you
Don't want to fall foul of health and safety

The type of player Jay was throughout his career and the majority of his time with us is irrelevant. What is important is what his recent form and attitude has been and is like. What will he bring now. Granted he has scored some fantastic and impotant goals for us. But i, for one couldnt care less if i never saw him set foot on the CCS turf again. And i dont care how many Hull stubbs he has, if he never wears a bluebird on his chest at Wembley again it'll be too soon.


Just my opinion of course.

We'll get someone to do a risk assessment for you
Don't want to fall foul of health and safety

Never a truer word spoken young Luke.
Simplest way would be for the cretinous c**t not to come back, everyones a winner!
Apart from you who dreams of wild 3sums with JB and DJ
Or are they a thing of the past

We'll get someone to do a risk assessment for you
Don't want to fall foul of health and safety

Never a truer word spoken young Luke.
Simplest way would be for the cretinous c**t not to come back, everyones a winner!
Apart from you who dreams of wild 3sums with JB and DJ
Or are they a thing of the past

I'd settle for a two sum with RW

We'll get someone to do a risk assessment for you
Don't want to fall foul of health and safety

Never a truer word spoken young Luke.
Simplest way would be for the cretinous c**t not to come back, everyones a winner!
Apart from you who dreams of wild 3sums with JB and DJ
Or are they a thing of the past

I'd settle for a two sum with RW

I was racking my pea brain for ages, only person I could think of was Ruby Walsh.
But know I know, what you shy luke? why not tell us the name, your like that Carl bloke you are