Bounces ch4

Classic comment of the night from one bouncer was .........I had to break door down in gents toilet as it was radioed that a man and woman were up to no good.
I kick door in to find said girl taking a shit and sucking the bloke off at the same time.....When i kicked them out The bloke called the girl a dirty bitch as she didn't wipe her ass before leaving
The bouncer said she was a typical Newport girl

I was pissing myself

hes talking shit, I watched her wipe her arse

I've just crossed Newport off my "places I must visit before I die" list.

I've just crossed Newport off my "places I must visit before I die" list.

Your missing out!
My mrs family come from Mansfield and bugger me that place makes Newport look posh...

Classic comment of the night from one bouncer was .........I had to break door down in gents toilet as it was radioed that a man and woman were up to no good.
I kick door in to find said girl taking a shit and sucking the bloke off at the same time.....When i kicked them out The bloke called the girl a dirty bitch as she didn't wipe her ass before leaving
The bouncer said she was a typical Newport girl

I was pissing myself

hes talking shit, I watched her wipe her arse

How anyone can say Merthyr is worse than Newport is a mystery to me!

"Inbred Mongos"

I would say they are on a par with each other

I'm just watching it now.......f*cking brilliant!

My kinda town

I don't like the fact that it's being run by cocknies.

No proper welsg gangsters eh?

ppfftttt!!!!!

I've just crossed Newport off my "places I must visit before I die" list.

Your missing out!
My mrs family come from Mansfield and bugger me that place makes Newport look posh...

My dad side of the family are from Mansfield ,Stanton Hill . Posh part i heard

I'm just watching it now.......f*cking brilliant!

My kinda town

I don't like the fact that it's being run by cocknies.

No proper welsg gangsters eh?

ppfftttt!!!!!

The bouncers are maggots. "Personal space" "my club". Minimum wage cocks!

them bouncers are pricks :L

Who's the fat tw*t with the dull haircut ?

Seriously now, i'd give "haircut 100" one night in Limerick ...what a tw*t¬!

I'm just watching it now.......f*cking brilliant!

My kinda town

I don't like the fact that it's being run by cocknies.

No proper welsg gangsters eh?

ppfftttt!!!!!

The bouncers are maggots. "Personal space" "my club". Minimum wage cocks!

I've just crossed Newport off my "places I must visit before I die" list.

Your missing out!
My mrs family come from Mansfield and bugger me that place makes Newport look posh...

My dad side of the family are from Mansfield ,Stanton Hill . Posh part i heard

posh part be fucked