Sayings you hate

Can't stand these sayings

"It's common sense" which basically means I think its a good idea e.g. Hitler thought it was common sense to invade Poland.

"to be honest." Well, why wouldn't you. I say it all the time by the way. Gets on my tits.

Saying 'absolutely' all the time when plain 'yes' will do.

Agree, most people who use this phrase on a regular basis are either "well in the know" or hiding from what they don't.

My little gripe is people who constantly say "and this is key" or that is key, trying to ram down your throat that they are subject matter experts, not always the case and THAT IS KEY!!!

Words of wizdom;

A wise old man once told me, that when you start swearing "you've lost the argument"
What the f**k did he know.

Wages haven't gone in the bank

"Could you bring your account up to date"

I get loads of them from the bank, gas, electric, water........

Now in a minute!

My mother's (she is 77) stock reply to anything I say is "You're right there." Now, I talk 95% bullshit and 5% bollocks. So I can't be right. Why is she treating me like this?

By the way, my sister say's the same thing.

Anyone else noticed people saying this?

Believe you me!

Can't fault it!

Basically!

Like

When I lived in Ireland people you know used to come up to you and say "story" to lazy to say " what's the story" and that sentence is annoying enough as it is! Then they shorten the fucker!!!

When someone is trying to explain something, and they say "know what i Mean" without finishing what they were saying

You can't have your cake and eat it.

What is the f*cking point in having a cake if you are going to leave it in the fooking box

Your fecking nicked

Oh I forgot "like". I was in a curry house the other night picking up a takeaway and there were two girls having some food talking very loudly. The one girl said "like" almost every other word! I had a bit of a wait for my curry so I counted how many times she said it in one sentence. The record was 11 times!

On a sideleine there was also a bloke so pissed that, when he was paying for his curry, he gave the waiter his card and called out his PIN about three times

When the waiter said "sshhh, you're supposed to put it in yourself" the bloke had to ask his mate to type it in for him

How he was able to stand up and walk out I don't know.

When the word 'legend' is used instead of a simple 'thanks'

When my daughter passed away(she was born early in the pregnancy).People kept saying to us,it happened for a reason!
Bugged the f**k out of me

People opening a sentence saying " What it is" ... Also " Don't take this the wrong way " .

"Ignorance is no excuse" and "You cant have your cake and eat it". Why fecking not, its my blooody cake so i'll eat it

1. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

2. When people say "just a quick one" when they are asking for help. You know it's going to be a long one when they say this.

"let's touch base" hands of my base you homo

Annoys me or mayb e it is just everything my boss says

1. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

2. When people say "just a quick one" when they are asking for help. You know it's going to be a long one when they say this.

oh god I hate "yadda, yadda, yadda", it's even worse when they say "yarda, yarda yarda". Your in South Wales not New York ffs

I hate the quote I get every other day from the mrs. "I'm not having a go, but." also known has I'm going to have a go.

I hate the quote I get every other day from the mrs. "I'm not having a go, but." also known has I'm going to have a go.

If we are talking wives sayings then the one my mrs uses is "do you want to put the bins out", "do you want to paint the living room" do you want to tidy the kitchen".

No I don't want to but it looks like I'm going to have to.

people who say 'i fink' and 'i faught' rather than i think and i thought

plus

the landaff, lanrumney brigade - what are you fuckin immigrants!!!

its Llandaff and Llanrhymney you pricks

PS -the spelling everywhere is going downhill fast!!!

people who say 'i fink' and 'i faught' rather than i think and i thought

plus

the landaff, lanrumney brigade - what are you fuckin immigrants!!!

its Llandaff and Llanrhymney you pricks

PS -the spelling everywhere is going downhill fast!!!

I find it dissapointing that many in South Wales can't even be bothered to pronounce their Ll's etc. It's hardly difficult is it.