F**k Chuck Norris, Peter Whitts Facts

peter whitts dosnt mow the lawn , he goes outside and dares the grass to grow...


when alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from peter whittingham..

peter whitts dosnt mow the lawn , he goes outside and dares the grass to grow...


when alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from peter whittingham..

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Peter Whittingham invented the Giraffe but upper cutting a horse!

Annis really likes Dave Jones-Whitts told me.so who's gonna argue?

Peter Whittingham can slam his patio door on his Chopper and not Cry !!

Peter Whittingham can kill two stones with one bird

Keep em comin lads

He has a alter ego called stacy soloman !

Peter Whittingham is so strong he carries 10 other players for 90 minutes once, sometime twice a week.

Whitts swims UP! Niagara Falls EVERY MORNING, BEFORE TRAINING

whitts ricicles dont go snap crackle and pop they say sshh for f**k sake he's coming

whitts can lead a horse to water and make it drink

Peter Whittingham and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants


Death once had a near-Peter Whittingham experience



Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter


Peter Whittingham once won the X Factor using only sign language


Peter Whittingham doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone

#PeterWhittsFacts

Peter Whittingham once went surfing naked down Barry Island. Anyone else would have been arrested for indecent exposure, but Whitts was given the key to the city.

peter whittingham doesn't need to train he just turns up on match day

Peter whittingham once ate a bottle of sleeping pills... They made him blink.

On a side note, if you type in "find chuck norris" in google search bar and tap the im feeling lucky button....the result is amazing.

When whitts was born he drove his mum & dad home from the hospital

Peter Whittingham once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Peter Whittingham runs until the treadmill gets tired.

Peter Whittingham once had 21 in blackjack, he asked for another card... and won


Peter Whittingham once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. these kids are now known as the power rangers

when jesus was dying on the cross he looked up and said " pete forgive them ,they know what they do"

Some More small facts about the legend that is Peter Whittingham

Peter Whittingham is the reason Wally is hiding

Apparently, Candyman refused to look in the mirror and say 'Peter Whittingham' 3 times

Peter Whittingham is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Peter Whittingham

Peter Whittingham is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Peter Whittingham can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Peter Whittingham once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Peter Whittingham won by 5.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Peter Whittingham has breathed on.

Peter Whittingham CAN believe it's not butter.

Peter Whittingham doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Peter Whittingham can divide by zero.

Peter Whittingham doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Peter Whittingham is Peter Whittingham


For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Peter Whittingham, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Peter Whittingham can touch MC Hammer.

If you have five dollars and Peter Whittingham has five dollars, Peter Whittingham has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Peter Whittingham's computer. Peter Whittingham is always in control.

Peter Whittingham destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Peter Whittingham doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Peter Whittingham

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Peter Whittingham has allowed to live.





Peter Whittingham is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Peter Whittingham’a hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Peter Whittingham doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Peter Whittinghamdoes not get frostbite. Peter Whittinghambites frost

Peter Whitts doesn't have AIDS but gives it to people anyway

Thought i'd re-open the thread after last weeks legendary performance

Peter Whittingham can score two goals with one kick

Peter whittingham has a grizzly bear rug in his living room, the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move

peter whittingham doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians.

When peter whittingham stands on the beach, the tide is afraid to come in.

peter whittingham once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".

peter whittingham doesn't age because his sweat is the fountain of youth.

peter whittingham built the grand canyon just using his hands.

peter whittingham once walked into a tornado just to dry his hair.

this thread is a perfect example why whits does what he want's

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken...

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Peter Whittingham taught Beckham to bend it

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken...

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Copy and pasted them off my phone, forgot to change them from Chuck Norris

I'd start praying if i were you, peter's coming to get you!!