joe calzaghe

It has just been announced on euronews that phil collins has safely completed his wank and is returning to earth.
David cameron is said to be "relieved"

Did he take his band member (the drummer) that big gorilla with him? and more to the point - is he bringing him back?

He did and he is.
After a heart to heart on the mir space station the gorilla has agreed to drop all charges in relation to the "rape an ape" case on condition that phil collins pulls the super injunction regarding the gorillas novel "monkeyfacing genesis".
John major is said to be "distraught".

He did and he is.
After a heart to heart on the mir space station the gorilla has agreed to drop all charges in relation to the "rape an ape" case on condition that phil collins pulls the super injunction regarding the gorillas novel "monkeyfacing genesis".
John major is said to be "distraught".

So were they in the space station museum then? because as we know the Mir station is no longer in Orbit? or maybe they made a new mock up of the Mir and simulated it under water?

The mir is still in orbit.arthur scargill told everyone it was in the museum so that manfred man could record their new album in peace,its a concept album about piss

I was touched in the wrong place.ive just found out that im pregnant.
I believe the father is either elton john or gavin rae

the queen was reported to have said that she may consider knighting gavin rae, for services to football. she also said prince charles needed matthew le tissier to complete his pannini sticker album 1997 edition.

I have a doubler of le tissier.tell her il swap it for a painting of a depressed donkey smoking a pipe whilst wearing a chest wig

I have a doubler of le tissier.tell her il swap it for a painting of a depressed donkey smoking a pipe whilst wearing a chest wig

Im not swapping for that.
As fine a portrait as it is,it clearly shows a rather content donkey.
This donkey has obviously never been to the dark cold void of the severley depressed.
What about a polar bear wanking with a badger as a wank glove ?

as the old saying goes
" a content donkey is worth 2 in the bush"

did you know that the cat crept into the crib, craped and crept back out again! ... yes its true, or is it? only the cat would know but curiosity killed the cat when he sang straight back down to earth! ... or did he?

as the old saying goes
" a content donkey is worth 2 in the bush"

did you know that the cat crept into the crib, craped and crept back out again! ... yes its true, or is it? only the cat would know but curiosity killed the cat when he sang straight back down to earth! ... or did he?

The cat faked its own death,got the insurane paid out and then bought a hemp farm with new labour

only until the cat failed to keep up the repayments on his anti-dog protection equipment, which nick clegg installed to the best of his ability. but in my opinion starsky and hutches car is slower than K.I.T.T.

Kitt was the b*stard son of the a-team van and the rocket that took mr spoon to button moon.
It was scrapped in 1846 and the tyres were used to make winston churchills wartime dildos

First post but....... What the f**k Joe Calzaghe????????

PS! I was the Worlds first underwater mole strangling champion

does joe calazaghe take more coke than ricky hatton ?
or does ricky hatton only do it once a week

and does that mean one of those two done drugs in their boxing careers,
which means one of us might actually have a chance of being world champion if we stop drinking / and taking coke

and rolf harris still alive.

Just managed to get a signed picture of a polar bear violating himself with a badger wank glove.
Many thanks for all your help

Just managed to get a signed picture of a polar bear violating himself with a badger wank glove.
Many thanks for all your help

"My name is the lord" wa a famous line from a film directed by quentin Tarantino. However do you think the lord himself would of appreciated such scenes of violence in order for us to have viewing entertainment. I think not and this is why the lord himself ensured Jesus created Easter eggs with pretty pictures and bright coloured rapping to take our mind of such hatred!

did you know the earwigs around here are on acid i was on the phone to my nan at the time concerning a sunday roast. and they were throwing some right shapes out around my feet, by the way benard hortfang from the odessa file, dropped a letter through my door asking if lee majors had found his bionic eye he dropped in nam 69 , while hunting for an angler fish.
i managed to catch him on the path to my yellow gate and commented " its missing in action" same time tomorrow bernard !!

as the old saying goes
" a content donkey is worth 2 in the bush"

Seminal

I have lee majors bionic eye stored in ghandi's underground fish parlour.
I am willing to exchange it for a boiled goat or the xmas 1984 edition of t.v. Times

Have you been burgled or raped of your senses young man?

BREAKING NEWS;;;;;;;;;;




spate of rolf harris jelly mould disasters being reported from somalia,
taliban believed to be behind it,

calzaghe devastated

One of my favourite ever threads

Best thread ever!

This still cracks me up.

I just ate three boxes of fish fingers and a tube of puree'd shoes.
Can someone come around and rub crayfish into my enlarged bellybutton please?