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Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:12 am

asjaber wrote:A jack being able to read, F**C me that's asking something :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


It's called care in the community his social worker is typing this for him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:26 am

wHAT A JEALOUS SIX FINGER MOTHER F**KER YOU REALLY ARE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:37 am

5 Fingered Jack wrote:Same old Cardiff. I was laughing my cock off last night as the pandemonium on here reached meltdown. Shay Given?? Hahaha. You idiots fell for it hook line and sinker (probably while in the water 'swimming away' ;-) )

Youve got Ramsey for a month, signed a fat f**k who you may as well stick a Fred Keenor mask on and plant him outside the Lego bowl such is his work rate and movement, a kid from Arsenal who Wenger allegedly creams about but doesnt pick and an Israeli who couldnt get in Blackpools side (remember them??) Yet you scum bastards still think promotion is on the cards. Both QPR and Forest have strengthened their squads better than yours and your beloved Malaysians have failed to cough up. You will be lucky to make the play offs.


Wow, a jack slagging us off for our transfer dealings! I've seen it all now! Whats the matter you inbred, you just realised that out of the top 6, you strengthened the least and heading for 7th AGAIN!!

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:39 am

your all a bunch of mugs u jack bastards! full of fuckin water!

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:40 am

5 Fingered Jack wrote:
Tony Blue Williams wrote:
5 Fingered Jack wrote:Same old Cardiff. I was laughing my cock off last night as the pandemonium on here reached meltdown. Shay Given?? Hahaha. You idiots fell for it hook line and sinker (probably while in the water 'swimming away' ;-) )

Youve got Ramsey for a month, signed a fat f**k who you may as well stick a Fred Keenor mask on and plant him outside the Lego bowl such is his work rate and movement, a kid from Arsenal who Wenger allegedly creams about but doesnt pick and an Israeli who couldnt get in Blackpools side (remember them??) Yet you scum bastards still think promotion is on the cards. Both QPR and Forest have strengthened their squads better than yours and your beloved Malaysians have failed to cough up. You will be lucky to make the play offs.

Youve also got dickheads on here saying you'll thrash us 4-0 on sunday. Havent taken your meds have you lads?? You say our players are non-league and not good enough. Just like Crawleys non-league side werent good enough to beat Derby eh?? You would love to have Sinclair in your team and I know you all cream yourselves over Darren Pratley, but theyre at the number 1 team in Wales. Sorry.

And I know you lot hate him, but you'd love a player Like Alan Tate in your side, someone with as much passion and love for your club like Tate has for the mighty Swans. You just have a bunch of mercenaries. Even Bellamy, Cardiff born, is only there for his family, not for your two bob club. The only player with a bit of passion for your shitty club fucked off to Scotland without giving you a penny last summer.

Anyway, see you scum lot on Sunday...

2-0 to the JACK ARMY


Thanks for your imput (Swansea Town 1 Leyton Orient 2 (Tate 89min OG :lol: )


Just like you lot, we can 'concentrate on the league'.

We got beat on the day, but we showed the competition the respect it deserved by fielding a full strength team. Not the distain you showed for a competition you were wanking over three years ago.

Yeah, we got beat, I can handle losing. It seem you lot are still bitter at being outplayed at the Lego bowl


That was your full strength team that played Orient? :o :o :o

Oh good, bring on Sunday. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:43 am

5 Fingered Jack wrote:
BEEP AHM wrote:Number 1 team in Wales? Now that is THE LAUGH!!!

Remind me you cock, who has finished above who in the last TEN seasons?

f**k Pratley and that gay boy Sinclair, we will see you Sunday.

BTW, have you lot sold out yet for your cup final?


Gay Boy Sinclair?? Listen, son, you could only dream of shagging his mrs. Down at Cardiff your players all f**k each others though, dont you!!



Be honest, he was only an average player against a lower league side on Saturday.

Bring it on. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:47 am

Just like you lot, we can 'concentrate on the league'.

We got beat on the day, but we showed the competition the respect it deserved by fielding a full strength team. Not the distain you showed for a competition you were wanking over three years ago.

Yeah, we got beat, I can handle losing. It seem you lot are still bitter at being outplayed at the Lego bowl[/quote]

You soppy prick coming on a CCFC board and boasting you fielded a full strength team and still couldn't beat a League One side AT HOME :lol:

Classic[/quote]

You win some, you lose some. Giant killing is a great part of the FA Cup. Its not nice being on the wrong end of it but like I said - we showed the FA Cup the respect it deserves.

YOU DIDNT!!

Shame on you Cardiff[/quote]

Lol. You saw it as a big prize. :roll: Been there, ;) ;) :D :D :D done that.

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:20 pm

Its amazing the shit you lot come up with. Fester, been there, done that eh?? Yet you lot still harp on about 1927. Bit of a contradiction there mate.

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:26 pm

Yes, really.

I mean, it's not like you lot obsessed with us when you win a tin pot trophy or anything, eh?

I do tend to read Planet Jerks - amazing how it's gone from "dream of a team of alan tates" to "he's a liability"...

You've got to be seriously worried if he's left back against JET...

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:30 pm

5 Fingered Jack wrote:Its amazing the shit you lot come up with. Fester, been there, done that eh?? Yet you lot still harp on about 1927. Bit of a contradiction there mate.



you on this mesage board? do you see any of us on yours?? NO, because we don't give a fook, just go away

Cardiff the capital city of wales - we get everything :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:34 pm

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Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:38 pm

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Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:54 pm

Quote < And I know you lot hate him, but you'd love a player Like Alan Tate in your side, someone with as much passion and love for your club like Tate has for the mighty Swans.>quote

I'd rather have Plug from the bash street kids playing for us, they look about the same but Plug is smarter and scores less home goals. :D

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:57 pm

You win some, you lose some. Giant killing is a great part of the FA Cup. Its not nice being on the wrong end of it but like I said - we showed the FA Cup the respect it deserves.

YOU DIDNT!!

Shame on you Cardiff[/quote]

You lot should know all about Giant Killing having previously been knocked out by the mighty Havant & Waterlooville and Leyton Orient on Saturday!

BTW did you get your deposit back on the Liverpool Hotel you had booked prior to playing Havant & Waterlooville? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:37 pm

Oh 5 fingered Jack (do you have a thumb as well as those 5 fingers? :roll: )

Were you one of the 34 at Bramall Lane before Christmas?

If you were you would have witnessed the truth of your side.

A one man team with a defence who think slower than a sloth moves.

Sinclair was poor that day - looked no better than, say, Willo Flood of old. We've moved on since him. You haven't.

As such, your whole team was poor.

For at least two thirds of the game you were comfortably outplayed by a relegation threatened Sheffield United side. Who we took a point off while they still had Henderson and Morgan, by the way.

I think a rant of the sort you posted at the start of this thread merely demonstrates your overwhelming insecurities. You need to keep telling yourself that we are inferior to you in the desperate hope that it will come true.

Well it won't.

However, I'm sure you enjoed your week above us in the league and the win in your cup final.

I'm with Dave Jones on this one - the opposition don't matter, it's the points that matter.

I pity you, Jack.

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:42 pm

5 Fingered Jack wrote:Same old Cardiff. I was laughing my cock off last night as the pandemonium on here reached meltdown. Shay Given?? Hahaha. You idiots fell for it hook line and sinker (probably while in the water 'swimming away' ;-) )

Youve got Ramsey for a month, signed a fat f**k who you may as well stick a Fred Keenor mask on and plant him outside the Lego bowl such is his work rate and movement, a kid from Arsenal who Wenger allegedly creams about but doesnt pick and an Israeli who couldnt get in Blackpools side (remember them??) Yet you scum bastards still think promotion is on the cards. Both QPR and Forest have strengthened their squads better than yours and your beloved Malaysians have failed to cough up. You will be lucky to make the play offs.

Youve also got dickheads on here saying you'll thrash us 4-0 on sunday. Havent taken your meds have you lads?? You say our players are non-league and not good enough. Just like Crawleys non-league side werent good enough to beat Derby eh?? You would love to have Sinclair in your team and I know you all cream yourselves over Darren Pratley, but theyre at the number 1 team in Wales. Sorry.

And I know you lot hate him, but you'd love a player Like Alan Tate in your side, someone with as much passion and love for your club like Tate has for the mighty Swans. You just have a bunch of mercenaries. Even Bellamy, Cardiff born, is only there for his family, not for your two bob club. The only player with a bit of passion for your shitty club fucked off to Scotland without giving you a penny last summer.

Anyway, see you scum lot on Sunday...

2-0 to the JACK ARMY

You make ME laugh sunshine. (was going to put 'Son' but thought better of it :o ) : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: : :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:14 pm

There was a post here yesterday about why swansea people are despised. 5 fingered knuckle shuffle man's dull post has given us the answer.

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:19 pm

[quote="Danny Says"]There was a post here yesterday about why swansea people are despised. 5 fingered knuckle shuffle man's dull post has given

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:39 pm

Pity about your first thread because you made some interesting points after the garbage of your opening thread.
Your point on Dave Jones always playing to counter your strengths was spot on and also i agree with you on us not showing the FA cup respect. But Swansea did field a full strength side against Leyton Orient and getting beat by them at home :oops: ,but as you say that is the FA Cup. Yes we hate Tate with good reason i would not want any of our players disrespecting the Welsh Flag especially if they were English like Tate and that squeaky scouse knob did. Even if it was to slag off your lot.
Bellamy does show passion for us in the bucket load and to say he was shit scared after playing his first game for us would be a massive understatement.
Now you reckon you are the No one side in Wales? Exactly how did you come to that shit. Your average attendances are 10.000 down on ours and you have been above us on a very fleeting occasion. You have never matched us off the field either so please please use your own site

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:16 pm

5 Fingered Jack wrote:
Tony Blue Williams wrote:
5 Fingered Jack wrote:Same old Cardiff. I was laughing my cock off last night as the pandemonium on here reached meltdown. Shay Given?? Hahaha. You idiots fell for it hook line and sinker (probably while in the water 'swimming away' ;-) )

Youve got Ramsey for a month, signed a fat f**k who you may as well stick a Fred Keenor mask on and plant him outside the Lego bowl such is his work rate and movement, a kid from Arsenal who Wenger allegedly creams about but doesnt pick and an Israeli who couldnt get in Blackpools side (remember them??) Yet you scum bastards still think promotion is on the cards. Both QPR and Forest have strengthened their squads better than yours and your beloved Malaysians have failed to cough up. You will be lucky to make the play offs.

Youve also got dickheads on here saying you'll thrash us 4-0 on sunday. Havent taken your meds have you lads?? You say our players are non-league and not good enough. Just like Crawleys non-league side werent good enough to beat Derby eh?? You would love to have Sinclair in your team and I know you all cream yourselves over Darren Pratley, but theyre at the number 1 team in Wales. Sorry.

And I know you lot hate him, but you'd love a player Like Alan Tate in your side, someone with as much passion and love for your club like Tate has for the mighty Swans. You just have a bunch of mercenaries. Even Bellamy, Cardiff born, is only there for his family, not for your two bob club. The only player with a bit of passion for your shitty club fucked off to Scotland without giving you a penny last summer.

Anyway, see you scum lot on Sunday...

2-0 to the JACK ARMY


Thanks for your imput (Swansea Town 1 Leyton Orient 2 (Tate 89min OG :lol: )


Just like you lot, we can 'concentrate on the league'.

We got beat on the day, but we showed the competition the respect it deserved by fielding a full strength team. Not the distain you showed for a competition you were wanking over three years ago.

Yeah, we got beat, I can handle losing. It seem you lot are still bitter at being outplayed at the Lego bowl

come back and talk when you have actually won the FA cup, tw*t

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:55 pm

You won the cup 84 years ago. That was the last time you were a big club. Get over yourselves

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:56 pm

5 Fingered Jack wrote:You won the cup 84 years ago. That was the last time you were a big club. Get over yourselves



what have you won? the paint throphy with roger 23 stone :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: woooooooow :lol:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:25 pm

don't know about you, but the last time i checked, i had 8 fingers.....2 of which will be directly inserted into your eyeballs if you don't feck off

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:21 pm

gypo boy, you've never even reached an fa cup final let alone won one! :roll:

Re: You lot make me laugh!!

Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:45 pm

He makes some good points. You can't really argue with his point about Swansea being the number 1 choice for gays in Wales. But his claim about how many times he has bummed Alan Tate down Swansea marina is something that no one on this board can substantiate, we'll have to take his word for it.