Txt jokes

Yes um, call me a bit naive but what is reverse cowgirl exactly?

And before anyone explains, if it involves shaving body hair and sticking it to faces I don't want to know.

I slept with a blind girl last night who said I had the biggest cock of any bloke she'd slept with. I said "You're pulling my leg"

Two nuns are waiting in their car at the traffic lights,
when a car full of young lads pull up along side them
"oi,get your tits out you penguin",shouts one of the lads.
Sister Nancy turns to sister clare,"Idont think they know
who we are,just show them your cross",So sister clare hangs out of
the car window & shouts,"f**k off you little cunts,before i rip
your f*cking bollocks off".

Yes um, call me a bit naive but what is reverse cowgirl exactly?

And before anyone explains, if it involves shaving body hair and sticking it to faces I don't want to know.

It's where the women is on top but with her back to you

just got the xmas decorations down from the attic to put up and there was a present there from last year
un opened should have seen the childrens faces when they seen the puppy

And me please im interested to see what it is

Yes um, call me a bit naive but what is reverse cowgirl exactly?

And before anyone explains, if it involves shaving body hair and sticking it to faces I don't want to know.

It's where the women is on top but with her back to you

Oh right. I thought that was called shagging an ugly bitch.

my muslium optican died yesterday.. his name was asif eyecare!!

Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please

done

And me please fella!

and me pls

Chuck the PM over then

Chuck the PM over then

it's further up the thread near the bottom of the 1st page.

I'm knackered, just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white in case my paki neighbour wants a snowball fight later