Crossbow list. Celebrities you would happily shoo

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

That’s why she’s seeing me. Landmark hotel in July, don’t want any of you lot turning up so thanks for the help.

She won’t be able to walk the next day anyway.

Cyril the Swan, Lee Trundle, Alan Tate, Ollie Mc Burnie and Leighton James

Cyril the Swan, Lee Trundle, Alan Tate, Ollie Mc Burnie and Leighton James

Username a bit familiar

sadiq khan, owen jones, david lammy, piers morgan, lily allen

Put Russell Brand in as well and that is the perfect list for a firing squad.

Forgot about Russell Brand - he should have been in my top 5 ( Anne Robinson will have to drop out until next time!). Nick Knowles should be wary too!

Piers Morgan,susanna Reid,Eddie Izzard,Laura Kuensberg and Meghan look at me now Markle.
If i could have a sub,s bench all the Kardashians please

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate.

It’s not a Covid thing.

All of them apart from
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
Captain Slow

PS I need a machine gun

Apologies everyone I know I've had a few wish lists but somehow managed to miss off...



Richard Madeley.

Lineker

Malcolm Danny Dyer

Jermaine Jenus

There you go now it ticks all the boxes. Kate Beckinsale with a crossbow.

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Kate’s contacted me I’ve another date in July, no masks, gloves, visors or condoms, bring it on

If I had a date with her she would be wearing gloves and me a mask

That's taking this whole COVID thing to another level.

I'd happily drive to Durham on one tank of fuel for a date with Kate.

It’s not a Covid thing.

Ahh so your into Mexican wrestling then?

Philip Schofield
Gary Barlow
Gemma Collins
Ant and Dec
Cliff (another Jimmy Savile) Richard

Malcolm Danny Dyer

Danny Dyer used to be on my crossbow list. He did well to get off it.

Jonathan Ross

I have a list of five celebs I would shoo with a crossbow from Lincoln Castle if I had the chance.

My five are

Lenny Henry
Bono
Bob Geldof
Katie Hopkins
Rita Ora

Who is on yours??

Gary Linekar
james obrian
everyone on bbc news
ash sakar
owen jones

woke wankers

Claudia Winkelman
Garth Crooks
Owen Jones
Brand
That fat bird from Plaid Cymru whose currently in contempt of court. Horrible malicious thicko, AM, and downright disgrace. Irony struck swiftly for her.

I shoot Anne Robinson 5 times.

I shoot Anne Robinson 5 times.

been on the weakest link Nubbs ?

every weekend on tv you can watch

pointless celebrities
celebrity mastermind
celebrity chef
catchphrase celebrity special
celebrity supermarket sweep
celebrity who wants to be a millionaire
celebrity best home cook

so how about celebrity russian roulette?

BANG SPLAT as james cordens brains are splattered over a white wall
also staring....romesh rangabathan and stacey dooley

Emily Maitlis
Laura Kuenssberg
Piers Morgan
Sadiq Khan
Caitlyn Jenner

Emily Maitlis
Laura Kuenssberg
Piers Morgan
Sadiq Khan
Caitlyn Jenner

I second that list planet would not miss them

Piers Morgan - Took the worse from US TV and brought it over here. Just about him and ratings
Naga Munchetty - A middle-aged 6th former- She is just embarrassing
Katie Hopkins- See Piers Morgan, she is absent of any talent, so becomes more outrageous to counter
Gary Lineker- I have no idea why we pay ex-footballers from a longball 442 to talk about the modern game. Prefer Alex Scott. It's easy to be smugly condescending when you have been gifted so much
Keith Andrews - I have no idea why he dislikes us so much, never ever a good word about us, so for that he deserves to be here.

Piers Morgan - Took the worse from US TV and brought it over here. Just about him and ratings
Naga Munchetty - A middle-aged 6th former- She is just embarrassing
Katie Hopkins- See Piers Morgan, she is absent of any talent, so becomes more outrageous to counter
Gary Lineker- I have no idea why we pay ex-footballers from a longball 442 to talk about the modern game. Prefer Alex Scott. It's easy to be smugly condescending when you have been gifted so much
Keith Andrews - I have no idea why he dislikes us so much, never ever a good word about us, so for that he deserves to be here.

I have a soft spot for Naga you know. Can’t explain it.

Brian Blessed
Diane Abbott
Tom Cruise
Prince Andrew
Trump

Just making sure Kay Burley remains high on this list.

Who is on yours??

The word celebrity is a misnomer. There is no such thing.
How is someone who’s job is to act or cook or kick a ball or read the news/weather or sing or play an instrument or present a tv/radio show or garden or whatever worthy of being paid extra for going on a tv quiz or reality programme or (free) holiday show etc????

More to the point why does any rational person pander to these average joes? All they’re doing is lining their pockets and their avaricious agents?

Haven’t people got anything better to do? Read a book, listen to a CD, go for a walk, play chess, do a crossword, cook a curry, paint the back room, tidy the back stairs, write a letter to your gran, anything but watch these inane and demeaning programmes with these tiresome people.

Who is on yours??

The word celebrity is a misnomer. There is no such thing.
How is someone who’s job is to act or cook or kick a ball or read the news/weather or sing or play an instrument or present a tv/radio show or garden or whatever worthy of being paid extra for going on a tv quiz or reality programme or (free) holiday show etc????

More to the point why does any rational person pander to these average joes? All they’re doing is lining their pockets and their avaricious agents?

Haven’t people got anything better to do? Read a book, listen to a CD, go for a walk, play chess, do a crossword, cook a curry, paint the back room, tidy the back stairs, write a letter to your gran, anything but watch these inane and demeaning programmes with these tiresome people.

what if the word celebrity was replaced by well known ... ?