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Some very impressive use of smilies here tonight. To be fair, the best I've seen was Nuclear's a while back with a story whose key points were smilies that deserves a revisit. We need a City Nativity story in the same style. I've had a go but am struggling to find a smilie that features a tearful swan with a hot-dog jammed up its arse. I might pm Roathie as I imagine he could provide something from one of his specialist web sites.

Please dont. I still have nightmares over his YouTube mask wearing, shirt eating clip. Creepy.

That was a very odd one even by Roathie standards. He even went to the effort of making a cake shaped shirt to eat at the end. His 'girlfriend' in the video was his mum wearing one of the skins of the dead hitch-hikers that he preys upon. She then did his ironing for the week before returning to the attic to sleep while hanging upside down.

There has been a documentary on television about Roathie over the last few weeks. Think it finished last week. It was called Rillington Place.

Ive got that recorded. Is it worth a watch?

It is. Roathie is played by Tim Roth who I think is quite a good actor.

He is. The young lad is a decent actor what ive seen of him. He was in the Stone Roses film.

Westham fans seem to be relishing their next game! Confident aint the word!

I reckon we're gonna see a much better performance against the Swans

0-2 comfortable win

happy Christmas

I've said this in two consecutive match threads and we've won. So can't break the cycle now.

Throw everything at the *****.

Irons!!

4 points off 7th. If we can win this then the performances and confidence will come back and we can begin to enjoy the second half of the season and also go full steam against Citeh in the cup. Onwards and upwards

Away from our shitty stadium we are a different kettle of fish. I fancy a convincing win here (and a bit of revenge for that 4-1 drubbing at Upton Park)

1-3

Swansea are reasonably easy to predict as a team.

It will be Llorente up front with Sigurdsson at 10. They will play a pair of wingers (Routledge, Montero or Barrow), and a pair of attacking full backs (Naughton, Rangel or Taylor).

Their soft underbelly is CM and CB.

I wonder whether a second DM might be sensible. Make sure they score nil. The goal will come for us. No matter how bad we are, we almost always score at least one.

Randolph
Arbeloa-Reid-Ogbonna-Cresswell
Kouyate-Lanzini
Antonio-Ayew-Payet
Carroll

Subs - Adrian, Masuaku, Collins, Noble, Fernandes, Fletcher, Martinez

0-2 Ayew and Carroll

I think we will play well here and take the 3 points pressure kinda off a little bit. It''s about time we got a really good performance from the boys and I think this will be it. Going to go 1-3 West
Ham

I think we're due a decent performance (last one was Palace away wasn't it ?) so I too, am going for a 3-1 win.

I think you boys are wrong revelling in the misery of others at Christmas.
Shame on you.





Ah f**k 'em.

Some very impressive use of smilies here tonight. To be fair, the best I've seen was Nuclear's a while back with a story whose key points were smilies that deserves a revisit. We need a City Nativity story in the same style. I've had a go but am struggling to find a smilie that features a tearful swan with a hot-dog jammed up its arse. I might pm Roathie as I imagine he could provide something from one of his specialist web sites.

Please dont. I still have nightmares over his YouTube mask wearing, shirt eating clip. Creepy.

That was a very odd one even by Roathie standards. He even went to the effort of making a cake shaped shirt to eat at the end. His 'girlfriend' in the video was his mum wearing one of the skins of the dead hitch-hikers that he preys upon. She then did his ironing for the week before returning to the attic to sleep while hanging upside down.

There has been a documentary on television about Roathie over the last few weeks. Think it finished last week. It was called Rillington Place.

Ive got that recorded. Is it worth a watch?

It is. Roathie is played by Tim Roth who I think is quite a good actor.

He is. The young lad is a decent actor what ive seen of him. He was in the Stone Roses film.

young lad. 55?

The young lad co starring with Roth.

The young lad co starring with Roth.

ah right.

Tim Roath is now an actor? Shitcakes.

I hope they get relegated five seasons on the trot.

Love it! That's the attitude son!