SWANSEA CITY HOOFBALL SPECIALISTS

this has to be one of the funniest threads ive seen on here and that's saying something.

So make your mind up! do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim? or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

no wonder your club is in such turmoil if the management are as clueless as the fans

the only funny thing on this thread is how many of you lot have contributed..and the avatar is pure class...did you win a prize in school for it?

im glad u like the avatar its the original from the photoshoot for your kit, but tan demanded they change it because he didn't want any blue in the pic

its not his body though..........photo shopped his head on to you?

its is his head body and kit and it is the original photo taken from Walesonline

this has to be one of the funniest threads ive seen on here and that's saying something.

So make your mind up! do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim? or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

no wonder your club is in such turmoil if the management are as clueless as the fans

why would the management be anything like the fans?

this has to be one of the funniest threads ive seen on here and that's saying something.

So make your mind up! do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim? or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

no wonder your club is in such turmoil if the management are as clueless as the fans

the only funny thing on this thread is how many of you lot have contributed..and the avatar is pure class...did you win a prize in school for it?

im glad u like the avatar its the original from the photoshoot for your kit, but tan demanded they change it because he didn't want any blue in the pic

its not his body though..........photo shopped his head on to you?

its is his head body and kit and it is the original photo taken from Walesonline

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

i have said..........hoofball?.. its a word that you lot have used constantly......its the EPL not the Elba ffs....
its so so you lot...we play long its hoofball and donkeys........you play it long its because you have zico shelvey and leon socrates pin pointing passes.....

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

I didnt explain that properly - So the most passes in the premier league will probably give us the highest amount of most types of passes.

If you looked at % of passes that are long - we would be nowhere near the top.

one does not equate to the other Mr Roathe. never has,never will,go back to your algebra.

Do you be intentionally thick? Of course it does

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

Would that be goals scored stat?

Feck me you red tits are rubbish at piss takes.
Everything you try is just batted back at you with ease. Only a matter of time before a catchment area, massive potential, sleeping giant thread appears again.

So just to sum this thread up we play hoofball and boring tippy tappy yet have scored 50% more goals than you lot and are the 8th highest scorers in the league.
Give me boring tippy hoof tappy ball any day.

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

Would that be goals scored stat?

Feck me you red tits are rubbish at piss takes.
Everything you try is just batted back at you with ease. Only a matter of time before a catchment area, massive potential, sleeping giant thread appears again.

So just to sum this thread up we play hoofball and boring tippy tappy yet have scored 50% more goals than you lot and are the 8th highest scorers in the league.
Give me boring tippy hoof tappy ball any day.

Nibble nibble

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

Would that be goals scored stat?

Feck me you red tits are rubbish at piss takes.
Everything you try is just batted back at you with ease. Only a matter of time before a catchment area, massive potential, sleeping giant thread appears again.

So just to sum this thread up we play hoofball and boring tippy tappy yet have scored 50% more goals than you lot and are the 8th highest scorers in the league.
Give me boring tippy hoof tappy ball any day.

Nibble nibble

Ahh I see, so the plan is try and get one over on the JBs, fail miserably and then make it into a gavin and Stacey style fishing trip. Genius.

I didnt explain that properly - So the most passes in the premier league will probably give us the highest amount of most types of passes.

If you looked at % of passes that are long - we would be nowhere near the top.

one does not equate to the other Mr Roathe. never has,never will,go back to your algebra.

Do you be intentionally thick? Of course it does

there is no better camouflage than to call others thick ..........your just a polly f*cking parrot..you dont get anything..thick? yeah ok.........100 short passes means 10 long ones equals a goal..4 goals equals a teddy bear...chimp

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

Would that be goals scored stat?

Feck me you red tits are rubbish at piss takes.
Everything you try is just batted back at you with ease. Only a matter of time before a catchment area, massive potential, sleeping giant thread appears again.

So just to sum this thread up we play hoofball and boring tippy tappy yet have scored 50% more goals than you lot and are the 8th highest scorers in the league.
Give me boring tippy hoof tappy ball any day.

Nibble nibble

Ahh I see, so the plan is try and get one over on the JBs, fail miserably and then make it into a gavin and Stacey style fishing trip. Genius.

READ THE OP...........DUH

I didnt explain that properly - So the most passes in the premier league will probably give us the highest amount of most types of passes.

If you looked at % of passes that are long - we would be nowhere near the top.

one does not equate to the other Mr Roathe. never has,never will,go back to your algebra.

Do you be intentionally thick? Of course it does

there is no better camouflage than to call others thick ..........your just a polly f*cking parrot..you dont get anything..thick? yeah ok.........100 short passes means 10 long ones equals a goal..4 goals equals a teddy bear...chimp

A parrot?

Listen carefully. You said what I said didnt equate to what we were talking about. You dont need to be a parrot to know thats idiotic

goes to show what nonsense stats are.

But Jacks are usually the quickest to use them. Stats even now Britton to be decent.

:lol: goes to show what nonsense stats are.

But Jacks are usually the quickest to use them. Stats even now Britton to be decent.

I assume you meant show, not how.

Britton is the heartbeat of our team. You've only got to listen to the views of his team mates to realise the importance of the role he plays.

If Medel was half as good as Leon is in that position, you'd be far better off than you are now.

The most underrated player in the premier league, outside of Swansea.

:lol: goes to show what nonsense stats are.

But Jacks are usually the quickest to use them. Stats even now Britton to be decent.

Stats are excellent when used in the correct context. This isnt as it doesnt show what % of our passes are long balls, we make the most amount of passes so invariably will make the most of every type of pass.

The fact you dont see Leon Britton as a good player shows that stats are indeed often more accurate than opinion

The guy has been the heartbeat of the side that has gone from league 2 to a 9th placed Premier League finish, the last 32 of Europe and a major trophy win. Not too shabby.

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Pass it sideways....then play it 60 yards upfield when they can't/don't get anywhere.

yeah ok..........gold star for gower.. at this rate youll be moving up from the sand pit to the plasticine class

still haven't answered my question...
do the Swans make pointless sideways passes as you normally claim?

or are we a hoofball side that kicks everything aimlessly up field?

Seems you do both. Sideways passes between centre halves / GK going across the pitch then when you realise you've gone nowhere - Hooooooooooooofffff!

That accounts for all the stats

Would that be goals scored stat?

Feck me you red tits are rubbish at piss takes.
Everything you try is just batted back at you with ease. Only a matter of time before a catchment area, massive potential, sleeping giant thread appears again.

So just to sum this thread up we play hoofball and boring tippy tappy yet have scored 50% more goals than you lot and are the 8th highest scorers in the league.
Give me boring tippy hoof tappy ball any day.

If we stay up it will be interesting to see how we get on next year under ole once he's had a full pre season and can bring in another couple of players. We are finally starting to play his way, it's taken the players a while after completely changing the style of play. Think we would easily match you on goals scored next year.

:lol: goes to show what nonsense stats are.

But Jacks are usually the quickest to use them. Stats even now Britton to be decent.

Stats are excellent when used in the correct context. This isnt as it doesnt show what % of our passes are long balls, we make the most amount of passes so invariably will make the most of every type of pass.

The fact you dont see Leon Britton as a good player shows that stats are indeed often more accurate than opinion

The guy has been the heartbeat of the side that has gone from league 2 to a 9th placed Premier League finish, the last 32 of Europe and a major trophy win. Not too shabby.

Just because you make the most passes don't mean you will make the most of EVERY type of pass.

Barca play stoke (pre Hughes) and I'd wager barca to make the most passes and have nowhere near the same amount of long passes as stoke.

:lol: goes to show what nonsense stats are.

But Jacks are usually the quickest to use them. Stats even now Britton to be decent.

Stats are excellent when used in the correct context. This isnt as it doesnt show what % of our passes are long balls, we make the most amount of passes so invariably will make the most of every type of pass.

The fact you dont see Leon Britton as a good player shows that stats are indeed often more accurate than opinion

The guy has been the heartbeat of the side that has gone from league 2 to a 9th placed Premier League finish, the last 32 of Europe and a major trophy win. Not too shabby.

Just because you make the most passes don't mean you will make the most of EVERY type of pass.

Barca play stoke (pre Hughes) and I'd wager barca to make the most passes and have nowhere near the same amount of long passes as stoke.

If barca played stoke barca would have 80% of the ball and thus probably 5 times the amount of passes.

If barca had 600 passes and 30 long (5%) i doubt very much Stoke would play more than that in their 120 passes 25% of passes long seems awfully high.

But you dont even have to look that deep, swansea are not a long ball side, that much is obvious.

I didnt explain that properly - So the most passes in the premier league will probably give us the highest amount of most types of passes.

If you looked at % of passes that are long - we would be nowhere near the top.

one does not equate to the other Mr Roathe. never has,never will,go back to your algebra.

Do you be intentionally thick? Of course it does

there is no better camouflage than to call others thick ..........your just a polly f*cking parrot..you dont get anything..thick? yeah ok.........100 short passes means 10 long ones equals a goal..4 goals equals a teddy bear...chimp

A parrot?

Listen carefully. You said what I said didnt equate to what we were talking about. You dont need to be a parrot to know thats idiotic

if a survey said there are more fish in one sea than another it wouldnt mean there were more cod........likewise with posts the fact you post lots deffo dont mean you talk the most sense within them.......

I didnt explain that properly - So the most passes in the premier league will probably give us the highest amount of most types of passes.

If you looked at % of passes that are long - we would be nowhere near the top.

one does not equate to the other Mr Roathe. never has,never will,go back to your algebra.

Do you be intentionally thick? Of course it does

there is no better camouflage than to call others thick ..........your just a polly f*cking parrot..you dont get anything..thick? yeah ok.........100 short passes means 10 long ones equals a goal..4 goals equals a teddy bear...chimp

A parrot?

Listen carefully. You said what I said didnt equate to what we were talking about. You dont need to be a parrot to know thats idiotic

if a survey said there are more fish in one sea than another it wouldnt mean there were more cod........likewise with posts the fact you post lots deffo dont mean you talk the most sense within them.......

You are not counting the same data and tying it together. Ill do it for you....

If there were two bodies of sea in the same region with the same species of fish in each, then the larger sea would invariably have the most cod and indeed most of any species. It would be odd for this not to be the case, of course not impossible - but that is when you must use your own eyes and common sense.

However cod may only make up 5% of species in that larger seas despite being in larger numbers - where as it would make up 50% in the smaller sea.