Caulker and England

I still cant believe that Noone is better than Zaha. Although I'd seen him loads for Palace, to see him in the same side as Noone just exposes him as an average winger. Scary to think Malky ignored Noone for so long. And that Man U paid so much for Zaha.

Agree with Dyer, don't see why he shouldn't be in there, the same with Noone. Everyone knows though, it's who you play for not how good you are.

Agreed, he's probably rightfully there on potential alone. Id have picked him in fairness.

The Swansea omissions continue to shock me though.

But as you rightly say, they have no chance at any major competition.

Which Swansea players do you believe should be in the reckoning ?

Dyer and Britton for sure. It criminal neither have had a cap.

Routledge also making a strong case, been superb all season and gave the Napoli right back a torrid time for 180 minutes,

The words dyer and criminal always make me chuckle! Dyer is a vile individual who does not deserve to represent his country. Britton is suited to 4 5 1. Woy hodgson prefers 4 4 2 for some reason.

You seem to have a definite downer on Dyer. "Vile individual" based on what? Because of a single stupid error seven or eight years ago?

Stupid error? Stealing from someone whilst earning 5k a week. My sister in law went to school with him in west wilts. He was a thug and bully. Her words not mine.

A 5' 5" thug and bully! What a powder puff school that must have been! Did you never do anything in your youth that you would not dream of doing now? Surely everyone is entitled to one mistake?

I've made many mistakes in my life particularly in late teens but have never been involved in theft nor violence and am proud of that.

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

I've made many mistakes in my life particularly in late teens but have never been involved in theft nor violence and am proud of that.

Defamation of character seems ok in your book though

Agreed, he's probably rightfully there on potential alone. Id have picked him in fairness.

The Swansea omissions continue to shock me though.

But as you rightly say, they have no chance at any major competition.

Which Swansea players do you believe should be in the reckoning ?

Dyer and Britton for sure. It criminal neither have had a cap.

Routledge also making a strong case, been superb all season and gave the Napoli right back a torrid time for 180 minutes,

The words dyer and criminal always make me chuckle! Dyer is a vile individual who does not deserve to represent his country. Britton is suited to 4 5 1. Woy hodgson prefers 4 4 2 for some reason.

You seem to have a definite downer on Dyer. "Vile individual" based on what? Because of a single stupid error seven or eight years ago?

Stupid error? Stealing from someone whilst earning 5k a week. My sister in law went to school with him in west wilts. He was a thug and bully. Her words not mine.

A 5' 5" thug and bully! What a powder puff school that must have been! Did you never do anything in your youth that you would not dream of doing now? Surely everyone is entitled to one mistake?

I've made many mistakes in my life particularly in late teens but have never been involved in theft nor violence and am proud of that.

So some mistakes are ok but others aren't, and you're judge and jury. Seems fair

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Bad breath more like. I've said the school where dyer was educated. Why would a premier league player on 20k a week rent a house/flat from your mystery friend?

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

I've made many mistakes in my life particularly in late teens but have never been involved in theft nor violence and am proud of that.

Defamation of character seems ok in your book though

I've spoken truth about Dyer. He is a vile thug.

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

Apparently part of the rental agreement was that all the kitchen units were filled with Coco Pops before he moved in!

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Jacks living in caravans. Not that difficult to explain and is a stereotype which we all know is only true for less than 1% of the jack population and much humour is based around stereotypes. Understand?

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

Apparently part of the rental agreement was that all the kitchen units were filled with Coco Pops before he moved in!

Good planning by Chico there, got to get your money's worth in this rental climate

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Jacks living in caravans. Not that difficult to explain and is a stereotype which we all know is only true for less than 1% of the jack population and much humour is based around stereotypes. Understand?

So what's a Wiltshire stereotype, then?

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Jacks living in caravans. Not that difficult to explain and is a stereotype which we all know is only true for less than 1% of the jack population and much humour is based around stereotypes. Understand?

So what's a Wiltshire stereotype, then?

Wurzel gummidge, cider drinker etc

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

Apparently part of the rental agreement was that all the kitchen units were filled with Coco Pops before he moved in!

Good planning by Chico there, got to get your money's worth in this rental climate

....and he can look Monk in the eye and tell him he doesn't buy Coco Pops!

Bad breath more like. I've said the school where dyer was educated. Why would a premier league player on 20k a week rent a house/flat from your mystery friend?

So still havent shown me proof of any of these fantasies then?

I have no idea what your second question means? Why would Dyer rent a house? Same reason he leases his car I guess.

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Jacks living in caravans. Not that difficult to explain and is a stereotype which we all know is only true for less than 1% of the jack population and much humour is based around stereotypes. Understand?

So what's a Wiltshire stereotype, then?

Wurzel gummidge, cider drinker etc

Surely that's Somerset?

You clearly don't know him. Another one of your made up fantasies. Go off and play with the dingoes.

I do indeed know him, in fact it is my best mate that owns his house, he is a true gent

As for "another" made up fantasy, could you even point to one?

No? Ah well

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

Why would you suggest that Dyer lives in a caravan? Surely you must realise that your posts lose all credibility with stupid comments like that. Grow up.

'Twas a joke. Ever watched twin town?

Yes, I've watched Twin Town. Must be Wiltshire humour, then. Lost on me , to be honest. Do explain

Jacks living in caravans. Not that difficult to explain and is a stereotype which we all know is only true for less than 1% of the jack population and much humour is based around stereotypes. Understand?

So what's a Wiltshire stereotype, then?

Wurzel gummidge, cider drinker etc

Surely that's Somerset?

Both. Same with Bristol, Devon etc..

Caulker good enough.
Dyer good enough.
Nooney has shown he can do it, but age may hinder him and he needs to do it over a prolonged period first.
Zaha far too raw - knowing England though, he probably will go to the World Cup.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

He doesn't know but I know someone else who does, and unfortunately it is. Although the rift is blown out of all proportion, the rift was between Laudrup and the players. Tensions ran high because they didnt agree with how the team was being made to play.

Laudrup didnt allow any players to contact him directly, in fact, no player even had his number.

So a Swansea stereotype could also be someone who lives in a massive house, like the Ponderosa in Twin Town

So a Swansea stereotype could also be someone who lives in a massive house, like the Ponderosa in Twin Town

No I've never heard that one wishful thinking.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

He doesn't know but I know someone else who does, and unfortunately it is. Although the rift is blown out of all proportion, the rift was between Laudrup and the players. Tensions ran high because they didnt agree with how the team was being made to play.

Laudrup didnt allow any players to contact him directly, in fact, no player even had his number.

To be fair it is a good story, obviously not a comfort to you as a fan but as it's resolved now it's something to have a laugh over.

Your best mate owns his house! Yeah right roathie. Who is your mate and where is the mythical caravan/dwelling that dyer inhabits?

He does indeed, he also owns Chico's

Now then you see, to have ignored my question about you accusation. Failure to produce evidence will probably go some way to deducing how genuine your claims against Mr Dyer are.... i shall await with bated breath.

Does he know if it's true about Chico and coco pops then?

Apparently part of the rental agreement was that all the kitchen units were filled with Coco Pops before he moved in!

Good planning by Chico there, got to get your money's worth in this rental climate

....and he can look Monk in the eye and tell him he doesn't buy Coco Pops!

Clever bloke this Chico!

Agreed, he's probably rightfully there on potential alone. Id have picked him in fairness.

The Swansea omissions continue to shock me though.

But as you rightly say, they have no chance at any major competition.

Which Swansea players do you believe should be in the reckoning ?

Dyer and Britton for sure. It criminal neither have had a cap.

Routledge also making a strong case, been superb all season and gave the Napoli right back a torrid time for 180 minutes,

The words dyer and criminal always make me chuckle! Dyer is a vile individual who does not deserve to represent his country. Britton is suited to 4 5 1. Woy hodgson prefers 4 4 2 for some reason.

You seem to have a definite downer on Dyer. "Vile individual" based on what? Because of a single stupid error seven or eight years ago?

Stupid error? Stealing from someone whilst earning 5k a week. My sister in law went to school with him in west wilts. He was a thug and bully. Her words not mine.

A 5' 5" thug and bully! What a powder puff school that must have been! Did you never do anything in your youth that you would not dream of doing now? Surely everyone is entitled to one mistake?

He's not basing it on one mistake you tool.

Well then he is a poor judge of character. Nathan is a lovely man.

Says it all though. Shelvey was a bit part player at Liverpool and gets called up to the England squad. At Swansea he's probably played his best football at times yet no call up. Personally I would not call him up but it shows the big club mentality Woy has.

They'll shoot up the "world wankings" that's for sure!