Bank of Dave

They reckon the drug dealers have got in on the FOBTs by betting their earnings to legitmise them.

They put 50 on red 50 on black and one on 0 and any losses they call taxes and then they have the betting slips to explain any large amounts of cash they're carrying around.

Not being thick - but these machines what are they exactly

Are you on about the roulette wheel type ones ?

They reckon the drug dealers have got in on the FOBTs by betting their earnings to legitmise them.

They put 50 on red 50 on black and one on 0 and any losses they call taxes and then they have the betting slips to explain any large amounts of cash they're carrying around.

Got u - roulette wheels fixed like a fruit machine.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

I lost a tenner on one of those grabber machines once

Never been inside a bookies since

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

I lost a tenner on one of those grabber machines once

Never been inside a bookies since

I stuck about £50 in one down Kiln park over the course of a few days just to win my daughter Peppa Pig. I could have bought 10 of the fuckers for that and still had enough change for a couple of pints!!!!

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

Not being thick - but these machines what are they exactly

Are you on about the roulette wheel type ones ?

Yes. They are like crack cocaine (or pringles to the less street wise).

Once you start you cant f8cking stop!!!

They reckon the drug dealers have got in on the FOBTs by betting their earnings to legitmise them.

They put 50 on red 50 on black and one on 0 and any losses they call taxes and then they have the betting slips to explain any large amounts of cash they're carrying around.

Makes sense.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

on serious note - polo keep it going fella and good luck beating the habit

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My advice to anyone reading this,stay off those machines in the bookies you'll never win and they'll eventually take everything you've got or can get your hands on.
Their called the crack cocaine of the high st for a reason.I've seen lots of lives ruined by them.

They nearly ruined mine but for the help of my wife and parents to be honest. F*cking evil things.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

on serious note - polo keep it going fella and good luck beating the habit

* SERIOUS POST *

Cheers mate. Ask Nanny Mcphail I prefer to laugh about it rather than wallow in self pity.

I finally done it this time though I think. Only cos my wife has confiscated all my bank cards and gives me pocket money

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

on serious note - polo keep it going fella and good luck beating the habit

* SERIOUS POST *

Cheers mate. Ask Nanny Mcphail I prefer to laugh about it rather than wallow in self pity.

I finally done it this time though I think. Only cos my wife has confiscated all my bank cards and gives me pocket money

back on the Rob then !

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£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

f**k, this was a few years ago on the 5o pence a go machines. Gambling Regulations must have changed since then.
A jackpot must be huge if it's 2o pound a spin The fact I focus on the jackpot and not the ludicrous cost shows just how easily we can be sucked into the addiction. All people see is the possible fortune coming in.
Recently a smartly dressed guy approached me in the station asking for 50 pence towards buying some milk and othyer essentials for the weekend, I knew he wasn't a junkie so I asked why he needed it. said he blew everything on the bookies bandit.

£500 is the most you can win on them in one go but you could win that a couple of times in a few spins.

Most I have put in one was £2000 and I eventually got back up to £1800 so only a £200 loss.

Somethings not right when you celebrate losing £200 like youve just won the lottery

Other times not so fortunate and lost £1000 plus on a few occasions, and £500-£1000 more times than I care to remember.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

on serious note - polo keep it going fella and good luck beating the habit

* SERIOUS POST *

Cheers mate. Ask Nanny Mcphail I prefer to laugh about it rather than wallow in self pity.

I finally done it this time though I think. Only cos my wife has confiscated all my bank cards and gives me pocket money

back on the Rob then !

* Disclaimer Non serious post *

Oh thats another story Steve, I had a "Worral Thompsonr" addiction to pinching my lunch every day from the supermarkets, then getting mroe daring and walking out with a full trolley full.

Got caught pinching a cheese sandwich from Tesco though and banned from the store for 3 months

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

f**k, this was a few years ago on the 5o pence a go machines. Gambling Regulations must have changed since then.
A jackpot must be huge if it's 2o pound a spin The fact I focus on the jackpot and not the ludicrous cost shows just how easily we can be sucked into the addiction. All people see is the possible fortune coming in.
Recently a smartly dressed guy approached me in the station asking for 50 pence towards buying some milk and othyer essentials for the weekend, I knew he wasn't a junkie so I asked why he needed it. said he blew everything on the bookies bandit.

£500 is the most you can win on them in one go but you could win that a couple of times in a few spins.

Most I have put in one was £2000 and I eventually got back up to £1800 so only a £200 loss.

Somethings not right when you celebrate losing £200 like youve just won the lottery

Other times not so fortunate and lost £1000 plus on a few occasions, and £500-£1000 more times than I care to remember.

Fooking hell, make me fill better now , in Vegas placed 800 bucks on number 2 on mo Jo stag do ( 100 bucks each ). Came straight in on the nose ..... Thought I was Charlie sheen and we wobbled out at 10 AM without a cab fare between us

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£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

I used to hate losing £1 on the 2p slot machines in the arcades in Porthcawl.

Cant beat the 2p penny falls. Used to bang them in Barry Butlins set the alarms off, get a chase from security.

on serious note - polo keep it going fella and good luck beating the habit

* SERIOUS POST *

Cheers mate. Ask Nanny Mcphail I prefer to laugh about it rather than wallow in self pity.

I finally done it this time though I think. Only cos my wife has confiscated all my bank cards and gives me pocket money

back on the Rob then !

* Disclaimer Non serious post *

Oh thats another story Steve, I had a "Worral Thompsonr" addiction to pinching my lunch every day from the supermarkets, then getting mroe daring and walking out with a full trolley full.

Got caught pinching a cheese sandwich from Tesco though and banned from the store for 3 months

All in the buzz

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£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

f**k, this was a few years ago on the 5o pence a go machines. Gambling Regulations must have changed since then.
A jackpot must be huge if it's 2o pound a spin The fact I focus on the jackpot and not the ludicrous cost shows just how easily we can be sucked into the addiction. All people see is the possible fortune coming in.
Recently a smartly dressed guy approached me in the station asking for 50 pence towards buying some milk and othyer essentials for the weekend, I knew he wasn't a junkie so I asked why he needed it. said he blew everything on the bookies bandit.

£500 is the most you can win on them in one go but you could win that a couple of times in a few spins.

Most I have put in one was £2000 and I eventually got back up to £1800 so only a £200 loss.

Somethings not right when you celebrate losing £200 like youve just won the lottery

Other times not so fortunate and lost £1000 plus on a few occasions, and £500-£1000 more times than I care to remember.

Fooking hell, make me fill better now , in Vegas placed 800 bucks on number 2 on mo Jo stag do ( 100 bucks each ). Came straight in on the nose ..... Thought I was Charlie sheen and we wobbled out at 10 AM without a cab fare between us

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My wife has banned me from going to Vegas, with good reason I must say.

£500 is small peanuts on the FOBT's. You could blow that in 2 minutes. 5 spins x £100.

f**k, this was a few years ago on the 5o pence a go machines. Gambling Regulations must have changed since then.
A jackpot must be huge if it's 2o pound a spin The fact I focus on the jackpot and not the ludicrous cost shows just how easily we can be sucked into the addiction. All people see is the possible fortune coming in.
Recently a smartly dressed guy approached me in the station asking for 50 pence towards buying some milk and othyer essentials for the weekend, I knew he wasn't a junkie so I asked why he needed it. said he blew everything on the bookies bandit.

£500 is the most you can win on them in one go but you could win that a couple of times in a few spins.

Most I have put in one was £2000 and I eventually got back up to £1800 so only a £200 loss.

Somethings not right when you celebrate losing £200 like youve just won the lottery

Other times not so fortunate and lost £1000 plus on a few occasions, and £500-£1000 more times than I care to remember.

Fooking hell, make me fill better now , in Vegas placed 800 bucks on number 2 on mo Jo stag do ( 100 bucks each ). Came straight in on the nose ..... Thought I was Charlie sheen and we wobbled out at 10 AM without a cab fare between us

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My wife has banned me from going to Vegas, with good reason I must say.

Done it about 6 times ....good crack and you actually get bored of gambling !

Mind you apart from the stag do trip ... Had flukes every time .

Those roulette dealers can put the ball in the hole . The art is getting them on your side. Charm and blag works well.

Be horrible to them like the Arabs etc and they will clean you right out.

Best win from 100 bucks won 15,000 bucks , funny thing I always remember when about 18,000 up was

" hey sir you haven't even tipped me yet "

" oh aye sorry mate ... Tell u what 100 bucks number 30 comes in 50/50 ..... Straight on the nose "

On the same note seen the arrogant Arab treating he dealer like shit .... Playing nearly all the numbers , 3 spins 60.000 bucks down the pan as each time the number missed out came in .

Funny thing was I was watching queuing for breakfast with the wife holding the funds ..... The numbers I wanted to bet , 500 min bet she wouldn't give the dough, the dealer was listening and smiling .....the Arab wasn't on them ....... Each 3 spins he pinged it on the number with a wry smile to me and a f**k u to the Arab !!!

Chris as well as the gym try this

I used to like a casino punt but felt the buzz so walked quickly.

This helps - take a £100 say as a float.

Do what you want with it to add growth

See how big u can get the " pot " to grow

Count it daily --/ only things banned in the rules are gambling and drugs .

Buy sell whatever --- each time you increase the buzz is still there !!!

pleased for you chris.good on you.smackerz too kro

:thumbup: pleased for you chris.good on you.smackerz too kro

Cheers jtc

I blame labour.