Taking the piss or what?

I bought two tickets for the Levski CSKA game from an official ticket selling outlet. I was working in Bulgaria at the time and could have had free tickets full hospitality and all that shite. One of my friends, translator on legal docs, had a brother who was one of Levski's main men, our colleague had a sister, I kid you not, had a brother who was CSKA main man. I went out for a beer and was Sofia v Willy, they were more concerned about me shagging their sister's!!

You went to the game in the National Stadium, not Levski's home stadium. I have been going back and forth to Bulgaria for around 10 years and we have a place out there so I know how it is. You went to a derby game that was under the watch of the police the full time. Go to a proper game in the Georgi Asparuhov Stadium and you'll see the difference massively.

I was in Targovshite for nearly a year, Sofia on and off for the last four years

I was in Targovshite for nearly a year, Sofia on and off for the last four years

Im guessing you didn't enjoy it then.