CITY PLAYER WITH THE MOST SHOTS TO DATE

I suppose it does sound better when you add in scoring against Birmingham and Malmo rather than say just the one league goal scored from your £12m Jason Scotland

When you include all games played you mean? Yep. It also sounds decent when you consider 2 of the teams he has scored against are Man Utd and Valencia, away.

But don't worry Carlos, you'll get to see how rubbish he is close up in a few weeks

I suppose it does sound better when you add in scoring against Birmingham and Malmo rather than say just the one league goal scored from your £12m Jason Scotland

When you include all games played you mean? Yep. It also sounds decent when you consider 2 of the teams he has scored against are Man Utd and Valencia, away.

But don't worry Carlos, you'll get to see how rubbish he is close up in a few weeks

Not worried at all

I suppose it does sound better when you add in scoring against Birmingham and Malmo rather than say just the one league goal scored from your £12m Jason Scotland

When you include all games played you mean? Yep. It also sounds decent when you consider 2 of the teams he has scored against are Man Utd and Valencia, away.

But don't worry Carlos, you'll get to see how rubbish he is close up in a few weeks

Not worried at all

Excellent

2nd least shots. 2nd least shots on target. 2nd most shots conceded.

Keep up the good work lads, this Premier League is a dawdle remember

I remember you. You're the one who said we'd get battered most weeks. Anymore pearls of wisdom?

I'm so flattered. I remember you too. You're the one who said the Ince deal was a done deal. Any more pearls of wisdom?

I still think you'll get battered most weeks. I may be right, I may be wrong.

Let's see what happens when you have to move the parked bus and open up a bit

That's right, when I knew a week or so before Ince arrived in Cardiff and the medical was booked, I assumed like the majority who knew these facts that it was indeed a done deal. I called every other signing before they happened, so everyone forgave the rare faux pas with the Ince deal

I'm not sure what that has to do with the topic on hand but there you go. According to you and the Ilk of your experts we're a Hoofball outfit , but Mr Curtis stats above has put that little jack fantasy on the back burner eh.

Tottenham are the only side we deserved to lose against. We're going to get stronger as we become more accustomed to the top flight. We've already beaten one of the best and barring a run of bad luck with injuries/suspensions we'll be as tough to beat all season

Thanks for your concerns though

You've played the second lowest number of short passes in the league and have the highest percentage of long balls. Yep, Mr Curtis has really put that on the back burner eh?

As for your future prospects, as I said, let's see what happens when you have to move the bus

Our attacking options already look a whole lot brighter with that top class forward we blew you out of the water to get. I'm sure we'll be eternally grateful come what May

Well ignored

As for your "top class" forward, I'm more than happy for you to overpay for him. That's your business model, not ours

Overpaid

Is that the same as the overpaid price you paid for the Ivorian Jason Scotland

Aye, the 6 goals from 7 starts for Bony so far is a shocking record

I suppose it does sound better when you add in scoring against Birmingham and Malmo rather than say just the one league goal scored from your £12m Jason Scotland

Which is one more than your danish fortune west.

Which is one more than your danish fortune west.

Yeah, he should have scored a lot more in the total of 4.5 mins he's played in the league this season

11 shots from one player! Surely that can't be right Carl?

According to the experts here, all we've done is defend

Lakey we have had 41 shots all together.

10 on target.

19 off target.

12 shots blocked.

Malky out. Hoofball. Too defensive. Blah Blah. Etc..

Out of our 1742 total passes to date 272 have been long ball passes.

And yes before anyone asks Ben Turner has attempted the most long ball passes with 48 of which 16 have been accurate.

Which is why Marshall gives the ball to Turner to kick and the others in defence when they are closed down, as a third of his long balls are accurate.

11 shots from one player! Surely that can't be right Carl?

According to the experts here, all we've done is defend

Lakey we have had 41 shots all together.

10 on target.

19 off target.

12 shots blocked.

Bare in mind 22 of those were from today,