The politically correct football chant thread

"We're fully aware of the location of your transport vehicles"

i wanna go home, i wanna go ho-ome,
although this place appears to have perfectly adequate facilities and is fairly aesthetically pleasant,
i wanna go home

To the Portsmouth fans.

"Do you know the location of your time peice"

For Canas :

Medel, wants a chat with you!
Medel, wants a chat with you!

The match day official is partaking in masturbation.

Same old nationality from the other side of the bridge

Always making incorrect bias decisions in favour of the opposition.

Everyone exit quickly whilst not panicking, there maybe a fire drill

Everyone exit quickly whilst not panicking, there maybe a fire drill

Referee, may we politely suggest you book an optician's appointment at your earliest convenience?

Sorry - we're not entirely sure who your oncoming substitute is...

I deem Swansea an unpleasant, deprived area, I wish to return to my abode

i wanna go home, i wanna go ho-ome,
although this place appears to have perfectly adequate facilities and is fairly aesthetically pleasant,
i wanna go home

You resemble that of a Man from Spain who works at a restaurant and is a little light on the loafers

Referee may I suggest a set of new bifocals for future games

And were are singing
You people from Swansea
Received traumatic childhood abuse
But seemed to enjoy the overall experience
....at 10 years old

In the blighted area of Swansea
They deficate on the carpet and relieve themselves in the bath
They perform masterbatory acts on their older relatives because get find it amusing
In the blighted area of Swansea

Steve Thompson is magic/he wears a magic hat/And when he signed for Cardiff, he said "I quite like the idea of that"/he didn't sign for Jack gentlemen of dubious fatherhood, or Wrexham, because they weren't all that much cop/he did however, sign for Cardiff City because we're highly explosive!

Fantastic thread Baz, pmsl laughing at this

Your grounds too small for you!