Best chant/song of all time?

At Bournemouth last year, a girl was walking in front of us, so the usual "get your tits" out was sung, it all went quiet and one pre-pubescent City fan started singing "Show us your fanny", very funny !

Come on lads. Didn't anyone go to Oldham?

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I've always thought 'Peter Beardsley is incomprehensible" was rather good. But as a late '70's Cardiff fan, it has to be the all-time classic, "In The Swansea Slums". As true now is as it has been down the years and always will be.

One of my faves would have to be.. "Whats that coming over the hill, it's Michael Chopra, it's Michael CHOPRAAAAAAA" from Automatic's 'Monster'.

Best chant I heard last year was sung to Ebanks Blake at home to Wolves:- "He eats what he wants, he eats what he waaaaants, Ebanks-Blake.. he eats what he wants!"

Come on lads. Didn't anyone go to Oldham?

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"There's only TWO Andy Gorams, TWO Andy Gorams......"

He had let in 5 in the first half and was suffering from Schizophrenia !

Tony Evan's walks on water ............. ala 1976