COME BACK PAUL aka SWANSEALAD69

Yeah please come back. We are down to our last 83 obsessed Jacks. We can't afford to lose one!

Paul isnt any old obsessed Jack. He is the original and still the best.

Poor old Swansealad. His mail-order Thai 'partner' (whatever that means) leaves him and then he is disowned by his only source of pleasure (apart from Bysedd), which is a Cardiff City message board. He is now sat by himself in a Splott Cafe, staring intently at his alphabet spaghetti as he is convinced that it is trying to communicate with him.

He can probably see the letters "awsneas rae tish" and translated it as "I'm a genius".